Chronic Petname User Jayce Vs Vik Who Only Says His Name (and A Couple Terms Of Endearment From His Mother

zuko, but he has the face of a beautiful woman

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

Sketch is done ✨

While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.

Read them hashtags folks! Vik is probably reading High Hawk Season and Jayce..well, not so lucky.

are you a philosopher

boy im dumb as shit

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

"the trauma made you kind" fuck that. no. i am kind because i cannot allow anyone to go through what i did. i am soft because i chose to be.