Admit It. If You Were Separated Into Good And Evil Versions Of Yourself Your Evil Version Would Totally

Call me Julius Caesar, the way I'm getting penetrated tonight.

girl help i unknowingly gave away a small but very human part of myself in exchange for immeasurable power

you can place maids in envelopes and mail them to other households!

Very true

its (serve your) maid day

accidentally elbowed my tgirl roommate straight in the gut while moving some boxes and i’m pretty sure she moaned.

@littleredsoul

“I wasn’t expecting to find these, but… I was able to actually find some of the same golden flowers that populated the underground. no echoflowers, but these can be used for tea when they dry out. Happy Valentines day!”

Frisk then turned her attention to zephyr, a smile on her face. “And i found these awhile ago. remember that rain? they really made these stones sparkle, i’ve managed to polish them do you like them?” they weren’t anything special, just some pretty colored stones polished to a sheen for the small dragon.

”Woah, they are really nice looking. I’ll try to keep them fresh!” Atmos says, greatful. “Like them? I love them! They are the best things ever! Thank you so so so much! Ahhh! They are so pretty!” Zephyr almost takes them, then remembers that Frisk hadn’t said that the stones were hers. Last time she stole was bad, and she didn’t know how precious these shiny rocks were. What if they were like the gold shiny thing around her neck?

“its a metaphor for capitalism”

Everyone always talks abt the ways ADHD makes you forgetful or hyperactive, but one thing I dunno if I’ve seen anyone talk about is the self-gaslighting that can happen, how you get so used to having forgotten/missed something that if you hear a piece of information that contradicts what you’ve heard before, you have this instinct to accept the newer info as the right one because maybe you just forgot about something. You get so used to people seeing you as stupid that you’re tempted to not speak up or ask about or argue against something that’s incorrect out of fear of looking like an idiot.

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25