Everyone Always Talks Abt The Ways ADHD Makes You Forgetful Or Hyperactive, But One Thing I Dunno If

Reblog to grope prev while they were in the middle of talking

i gave your perfectionist character a timeloop ability i hope you wont mind

yuri beams ur labru

she takes studying vampires very seriously

No, that's Gengar. A gender is a dynamo or similar machine for converting mechanical energy into electricity.

What's gender?

It seems like there’s more positivity on Tumblr than other platforms (*cough*Twitter*cough*). Like, you can say “I love you, bestie.” without anyone calling you corny or childish.

Y'know what? Reblog this to let your besties know you love them.

Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together.

It’s Einstein’s turn to count, and he closes his eyes. After counting to 10, Pascal runs away and hides.

Newton, on the other hand, very calmly draws a square on the ground, 1 meter on each side, in front of the place that Einstein counted, and goes to the middle of it and starts to wait.

When Einstein reaches 10, he opens his eyes and immediately says, “Newton, I found you!!” he shouts.

Newton smiles and says calmly: “You didn’t find me, you found Newton per square meter. So you found Pascal.”

Skyfire and Mint COULD get along, with some help

[Bluesky]

reminder that if you ever meet a sweet, morally good, chivalrous knight: it's your most sincere obligation to corrupt them. "but my vows," this, "this is against the rules," that. if you haven't completely fucked up their entire code of conduct and destroyed all ability to discern right from wrong without you being the one to tell them by the time you're done with them, then you need to up your game. inside that pretty, rule-following chained dog of a knight is someone yearning to be set free of their self-imposed shackles, and it's your duty to help them get there.

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor