Call Me Julius Caesar, The Way I'm Getting Penetrated Tonight.

Please I need to see muzzled Alecto oh my god, I’m never gonna stop thinking about your tags for her and Harrow

enjoy :3

Call me a communist the way I want to be publicly owned.

me: *bored for 0.5 seconds*

me:

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

Having narratively symbolic sex with my red and blue partners.

hubris? that can't affect me i dont know what that means

I love antagonists who mirror the protagonist instead of contrast them. They are the most extreme version of the protagonist, someone with the same dreams and beliefs who believed these things could only be achieved by the sharpest tools. The crushing weight of knowing that could be you.

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25