The Answer Is A Secret I'll Take To My Grave (or If The Lore Allows It)

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

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Crime man × Carmen Sandiego (the reboot one) crossover.

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

hope is a skill

how do I super boop and evil boop?

Newbie of tumblr being surprised they found this post

Recycled tumblr humor

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Ooc: ok :) will delete the reblog then.

You mean to tell me a bunch of kids in your town either murdered a newly hatched Murkrow or destroyed a Murkrow egg? And they weren't punished because it was a Murkrow?

Holy shit, your town is fucking evil.

It's not evil! It's just making sure everyone's safe. Thst murkrow would have grown up to be a thief and problem causer.

Also, no one got in trouble for it because the adults didn't know it happened. A few found out they were by the river, so a couple of them got in trouble for playing there without letting anyone know where they were going, but none of the adults even knew about the murkrow. You can't punish someone if you have nothing to punish them over.