Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020
how do I super boop and evil boop?
lying is a witch thing
Happy 9/11
Have some respect, my father died in 9/11
Friday Again Garfie Baby
Happy Minecraft day
Farewell online privacy
Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated
Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-
Me: he needs to be sedated
Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-
Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off
Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate
Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him
Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him
Me:
//and here we have a girl slowly decending into madness because of @#
I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER, but I need to like her, why? Why?!? WHY?!?!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! I DON'T WANT TO, IT HURTS ME, BUT I NEED TO, IT SAYS I NEED TO!!!