Newbie Of Tumblr Being Surprised They Found This Post

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

I hate soda and I have trust issues towards my brother so in my birthday party at my class that my brother was also there I got a cup of something I thought was tangerine juice, my brother warned me that it was Fanta but I clearly didn't trusted him and took a sip, and when I noticed it was actually fanta I spat the soda all over the floor.

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

still alive friend.

Next November I'm gonna fucking die

Ooc: but if I don't Ari will think Rose is a aceist and Rose will think Ari is smoking a blunt all the time. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

//ooc

Not me making insane retcoms because of you 😭😭😭 love you bitch❤️

Ooc: aaahh? You don’t have to do that!… Ówò) rp the way you like! Don’t confirm to anyone else’s standards or timeline if it makes you have to alter your own vision!

Much love… 💙💙

is this fucking gacha life blush??!!!

I’ve got to go so have this

//and here we have a girl slowly decending into madness because of @#

I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER, but I need to like her, why? Why?!? WHY?!?!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! I DON'T WANT TO, IT HURTS ME, BUT I NEED TO, IT SAYS I NEED TO!!!

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