I Did This

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

The answer is a secret I'll take to my grave (or if the lore allows it)

Silly OOC poll

The day I die other will be reborn.

do you ever feel like your physical pain is unmanageable?

Friday Again Garfie Baby

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

Happy Godzilla Day! 🖤

The film theatrically released to Japan Audiences November 3rd, 1954. It’s depiction of violence and sorrow in the face of nuclear devastation is powerfully moving. Godzilla is a metaphorical- yet very real monster here, and this is why it’s one of my favorite movies. I would recommend giving the original a watch! (Be mindful the Japanese and American translations of this movie are very different.) 🖤