do you ever feel like your physical pain is unmanageable?
Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated
Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-
Me: he needs to be sedated
Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-
Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off
Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate
Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him
Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him
Me:
Mas é claro q sim
Happy Godzilla Day! 🖤
The film theatrically released to Japan Audiences November 3rd, 1954. It’s depiction of violence and sorrow in the face of nuclear devastation is powerfully moving. Godzilla is a metaphorical- yet very real monster here, and this is why it’s one of my favorite movies. I would recommend giving the original a watch! (Be mindful the Japanese and American translations of this movie are very different.) 🖤
Newbie of tumblr being surprised they found this post
Recycled tumblr humor
lying is a witch thing
Happy 9/11
Have some respect, my father died in 9/11
hope is a skill
OOC: It isn't??!!!
//ooc
Not me making insane retcoms because of you 😭😭😭 love you bitch❤️
Ooc: aaahh? You don’t have to do that!… Ówò) rp the way you like! Don’t confirm to anyone else’s standards or timeline if it makes you have to alter your own vision!
Much love… 💙💙
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt