Finding Out The Heights Of Your Internet Friends Is Always The Weirdest Thing

*at the beach*

Smalls: There’s heterosexual glitter everywhere!

Specs: Heterosexual gli- you mean sand?

Race: I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient and I’ll get to you shortly

But now I feel bad that I’ve made you feel bad which will make Finch (my hermit crab) feel bad and then everyone will feel bad so you legally can’t feel bad now

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Spot: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “what the fuck that’s illegal” or “you can’t do that”. Like dear god just let me talk.

your friends think about you, y'know? they smile and think about goofy shit you've said. they pray for you. they smell your perfume in a shop and think of you fondly. they tell anecdotes involving you to strangers and friends. they remember the way you hug or bite or high five and want to repeat it with you. they love you. i promise.

Romeo: Do you think animals try to fit in and be relatable with their friends? Like do you think a cow is like “haha ya grass is rad!” but cries at night?

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