*at The Beach*

I'm trying to distract myself from The Horrors so please ask me literally anything I beg of you

*by the docks*

Spot: Status is it's a boat and it's missing. Status on you is you're annoying and I wish you were missing

Myron: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

York: [nudges one with his foot] Honestly, not much

Davey: It's about a kilometer away

Jack: I don't speak Canadian, how far is that?

I made these in response to hate crimes in my community. They are full size and free to download and print if you’d like to use them, too.

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(

“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!