Xiao: defending morax on the internet isn’t enough i need a gun
Percy: Are you the little spoon or the big spoon?
Nico: I’m a knife.
Will: He’s the little spoon.
tw: clown sex
Asmodeus: this is literally the most boring party ive ever been to. can we leave already?
MC: Asmo, it’s my grandmother’s funeral
Lawrence: Eugene, you’ll be on nightwatch today.
Eugene: Um, I beg to differ.
Lawrence: Then beg.
Childe: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Childe: i became more evil if you’re curious
Traveler: we’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!
Childe: im going to get worse on purpose
friendship ended with all genshin characters. warming seelie is now my best friend
Sole: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Nick: You’re a hazard to society
Deacon: And a coward. Do twenty
Marinette: Who broke it?
Marinette: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Adrien: I did. I broke it.
Marinette: No you didn’t. Alix?
Alix: Don’t look at me, look at Nathaniel.
Nathaniel: What? I didn’t break it.
Alix: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Nathaniel: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken
Alya: If it matters, and it probably doesn’t, Chloe was the last person to use it.
Chloe: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!
Alya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Chloe: I use the wooden stirers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Alya.
Adrien: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it let me pay for it.
Marinette: No. Who broke it?
Nathaniel: Marinette? Marc has been awfully quiet.
Marc: Really?!
Nathaniel: Yeah really!
Everyone: *starts yelling*
Marinette: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
Curtis: Nathan was a dick, a moron, an idiot, but most importantly, he was a twat. He will be missed.
Nathan: Stop telling people I’m dead.
Curtis: Sometimes we can still hear his voice.
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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