Curtis: Nathan was a dick, a moron, an idiot, but most importantly, he was a twat. He will be missed.
Nathan: Stop telling people I’m dead.
Curtis: Sometimes we can still hear his voice.
Childe: YEAH SONNNNNNN
Zhongli: daddy
Childe: what the fuck
Zhongli: you called me son and i panicked
Luke: sure you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god
Razor: tony hawks moving castle
Razor: i can’t remember the name of it
Bennett: howl?
Razor: aaaaauuuuu??
Razor: oh
Kaeya: if i was dating you, heh let’s just say broccoli wouldn’t be called broccoli anymore
Albedo: what does this mean
Albedo: kaeya i’m shaking what the fuck does this mean
Klee: do you still have that giant astronomy coloring book back at your house?
Mona: it’s not a coloring book
Klee: uh oh
Itto: bro she’s online
Itto: what do i do??
Heizou: send nudes
Itto: u first
Heizou: ?
Heizou: send it to HER
Itto: oh my bad
I am a ladybug stan first and a human second
-both alya and adrien
Diluc: bitch
Kaeya: blocked
Diluc: wait unblock me i need to tell you something
Kaeya: unblocked
Diluc: bitch
Xiangling: my hungry ass couldn’t be a brain surgeon 💀💀
Chongyun: what do you mean? what do you mean by that?
C-Sec Officer: You’re under arrest.
Grunt: Wait till my father hears about this.
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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