Random Treasure Horder: please don’t kill me
Kaeya: i can bring you in warm or i could bring you in cold. start talking
Klee: *desperately trying to hand one of them a wet cheerio*
Sean: I’m biracial actually.
Finn: That’s wassup love who you love, man.
Traveler, about Scaramouche: i can fix him
Childe: yeah? well i can accept him as he is. you don’t like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and i’ve decided they’re funny.
Childe: barbecue time! i have steaks, chicken, beef patties, and sausage what do you want?
Ganyu: im vegan
Childe: try the guillotine
Ninnguang: as much as i appreciate you asking me out, did we have to take shenhe as well?
Beidou: you get me to yourself all the time. she’s lonely!
Shenhe, talking to the waiter: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
i like to imagine these are all happening in the same situation
some Reaction Images
Xiao: defending morax on the internet isn’t enough i need a gun
Xiao: i know you think my judgment is clouded because i like venti a little bit
Zhongli: you doodled your wedding invitations
Xiao: that’s our joint tombstone
Zhongli: my mistake
Signora: hey
Scaramouche: what the fuck
Childe: didn’t you die??
Signora: that was weeks ago dude. things change
The Council: Shepard.
Shepard: Am I in trouble?
The Council: Take a guess.
Shepard: No?
The Council: Take another guess.
Judge: How do you plead?
Chat Noir: *looks at Ladybug*
Ladybug, mouthing: Not guilty.
Chat Noir: Hot milky
Ladybug: just lock him up
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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