Xiao: Had It Not Been For The Laws Of This Land, I Would Have Slaughtered You

Xiao: had it not been for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered you

Childe: all i did was ask where the bathroom was

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On April 27, 2034 at 11:22 pm you will perish in a fire. Be prepared.

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Mona: when’s your birthday?

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Traveler, about Scaramouche: i can fix him

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why must we play god

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