Kaeya: Hey How Do You Like This Picture I Painted

friendship ended with all genshin characters. warming seelie is now my best friend

Adrien: *gets a paper cut*

Marinette, under her breath: hasn’t he been through enough

Michonne: I wish you’d just admit when you’re wrong

Carl, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt

Childe: i just killed your entire family for not paying the fatui back

Some Random Person: what..? i live alone?

Childe: what?

Childe: then who were the people in your house?

Some Random Person: there’s people in my house???

Childe: well not anymore

Mona: when’s your birthday?

Scaramouche: why? so you can look up my natal chart? so you can figure out my weaknesses? so you can destroy me? i don’t fucking think so

Operator 21O: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

9S: Yes

Operator 21O: I was hula hooping. Operator 6O and I began attending a class for fitness and for fun.

9S: Oh my god

Operator 21O: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

9S: Why are you telling me this?

Operator 21O, deleting the pictures: Because no one will ever believe you.

9S: You sick son of a bitch.

Jean: you have the right to remain silent

Venti: but do i have the ability?

Childe: zhongli and i have been fighting lately

Childe: how do you deal with arguments between you and ningguang?

Beidou: me and my bitch don’t argue

Beidou: she tells me to shut up and i do

Xingqiu: guess what number im thinking of

Xiangling: 420

Xingqiu: no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

Chongyun: 69?

Xingqiu: yeah it was 69

Itto: bro she’s online

Itto: what do i do??

Heizou: send nudes

Itto: u first

Heizou: ?

Heizou: send it to HER

Itto: oh my bad