I Am A Ladybug Stan First And A Human Second

Traveler, about Scaramouche: i can fix him

Childe: yeah? well i can accept him as he is. you don’t like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and i’ve decided they’re funny.

I want a baby meme with genshin characters:

Childe:

Xingqiu:

Chongyun:

Barbara:

Diluc:

Beidou:

Amber:

Xiangling:

Mona:

Jean:

“i wish we could have a tgcf spinoff of hua cheng’s pov”

hua cheng’s pov: gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege gege

Childe: i think i might’ve ate Xiao’s almond tofu

Childe: how long do you think i have to live?

Zhongli: five

Childe: five??? five what???

Zhongli: four

Adrien: *gets a paper cut*

Marinette, under her breath: hasn’t he been through enough

Amber: my mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like three sets of random teeth mixed around

Bennett: my dad kept the dog’s baby teeth but not mine

Xiangling: okay im so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like really funny im so sorry

Childe: what the fuck dogs lose their teeth? also who the fuck keeps baby teeth thats horrific

Razor: my dad kept my baby teeth. and then my second set fell out so i kept those in a little bag and now we both have have a set of my baby teeth

Albedo: wait what? how many sets of teeth do you have im so confused?

Razor: i had three sets of teeth. the dentist said it was fine cause nothing grew out of place but it was weird cause i had them for a few years then they started all coming out at once

Albedo: im sorry you grew teeth like a shark? what?

Chongyun: when i was younger i watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing her baby teeth and crush them all into a powder under the leg of a chair cause she was bored

Xingqiu: excuse me?

Traveler: this entire conversation was like getting punched repeatedly, but from a different angle each time

Chat Noir: As your best friend-

Marinette: Alya is my best friend

Chat Noir:

As your best friend

Chongyun: why do you two look so sad?

Xingqiu: come sit down and we’ll tell you

Chongyun: okay?

Hu Tao: this bench was freshly painted

Razor: i amn just........ a litle creacher, thatse it. i canot change this....

Bennett: i know this, and i love you

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU