Chat Noir: As your best friend-
Marinette: Alya is my best friend
Chat Noir:
Luke: sure you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god
MC: so you wanna head to my room?
Leviathan: sure...
MC: you have protection?
Leviathan: w-why what’s in there?
the shogi fans ending up being a part of a massive rebellion because the ronin won like three games was genuinely one of the funniest parts of book 5
Xingqiu: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Chongyun: oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks he can get away with everything you do. welcome to the real world!
Xingqiu: im leaving you, and im taking razor with me!
Bennett, picking up the monopoly board: i think it’s time to stop playing now
Adrien: I know you’re Ladybug, Marinette
Marinette, internally: play dumb
Marinette: who’s Marinette
Marinette, internally: not that dumb!
Xiao: had it not been for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered you
Childe: all i did was ask where the bathroom was
Door dash texts with Genshin Impact characters
Chongyun:
Venti:
Bennett:
Childe:
Razor:
Beidou:
Klee: do you still have that giant astronomy coloring book back at your house?
Mona: it’s not a coloring book
Klee: uh oh
Diluc: bitch
Kaeya: blocked
Diluc: wait unblock me i need to tell you something
Kaeya: unblocked
Diluc: bitch
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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