Sora: wait silverfish are real?? and not just a minecraft thing??
Sora: thank god skeletons don’t exist! that’d be fucked up!
Riku: hey...sora...?
Sora: hey what’s up!
Asmodeus: remember to drink water babes!
Mammon: no
Asmodeus: then become the dirt i walk on
Sean: I’m biracial actually.
Finn: That’s wassup love who you love, man.
MC: let’s not forget that one time you literally killed me
Belphegor: how many times am i gonna have to apologize for that
MC: once would be nice
Belphegor: no
Xingqiu: you may have chemistry with her, but you have history with me
Chongyun: you got your class schedule already?
I am a ladybug stan first and a human second
-both alya and adrien
Childe: vibe check test came back negative :(
Kaeya: 6/10. the joke hits but it’s not that funny
Childe: what the fuck
Zhongli: 0/10. no dragons
Childe: i’m right fucking here
Diona: hello everyone and welcome to the ‘fuck diluc club’ where we talk about how much we hate diluc. welcome to our newest member, donna
Donna, frantically trying to leave: so there’s been a misunderstanding
Adrien: *gets a paper cut*
Marinette, under her breath: hasn’t he been through enough
Venti: so apparently it’s still a dui even if you’re the birthday boy
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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