No One:

Venti, strumming his lyre:

Paimon: do you take requests?

Venti: sure!

Paimon: please stop

Belphegor: how do i put myself in a coma without killing myself or giving myself permanent brain damage? My life sucks and i want to die but i think i might want to wake up later, plus i have a twin brother who i don’t want to scar

Belphegor: update: lol i don’t want to die, i just want to go to sleep for like a month

Belphegor: update 2: to all you idiots incapable of literacy, i didn’t ask how to improve my current circumstances, i asked how to induce a coma

Diluc: i have been told that i'm too negative and hostile towards kaeya. so kaeya, if my tweets have offended you, i humbly apologize. i honestly didn't think you could read

Adrien: *gets a paper cut*

Marinette, under her breath: hasn’t he been through enough

Kaeya: hey how do you like this picture i painted

Diluc: do you accept constructive criticism

Kaeya: sure

Diluc: it fucking sucks

Kaeya: that wasn’t constructive criticism

Traveler: the door is locked

Venti: i got it! childe, give me your credit card

Childe: okay?

Venti, pocketing it: cool. razor, kick the door down

PONDERING MY ORB

Luke: sure you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god

Xingqiu: chongyun isn’t messaging me back... i hope i haven’t done something to upset him

Chongyun, on twitter: how do u spell gorjus

Xiangling: it’s gorojeous 💞

Chongyun: thank u

*On Twitter*

Fischl: “triggers can be anything” until the trigger is like literallly anything

Heizou: whew this blew up follow me for more bangers 🔥

Fischl: WHO R U??