Do Other People Get Writing Ideas From Dreams? Half My Stories Are Based On Dreams I Had, And I Just

Oww.

Cumdip

Sex is cool or whatever but you ever have fundip?

SHE'S HERE!

My fictional crushes really prove that I don't give a fuck how you look and it's all personality based. I'm crushing on all sorts of creatures where looks means absolutely nothing. Sentient robots that all look the same? I like specifically those two with the personality of loser and brave woman. Monsters? What are they like? Is she a badass? Is he a sweet but nervous wreck? Better question are they a cocky little shit? If the answer is yes I want them and any others can fuck off!

Imagine me, I'm small, now imagine me as a much smaller child, I was girl back then so long hair, imagine lil itty-bitty girl me in a cute little nightgown, Rapunzel nightgown cause I loved her, adorable right?

Now imagine I'm covered in blood, imagine I came straight off the set of "Carrie" in that outfit, as that small child. Imagine I look like a murderous doll, got it? Yeah?

You now know what my mother saw one day in my childhood, I had just woke up, and in my sleep I happened to have the worst nosebleed of my life. I didn't even wake up until it was time to get up for school. Just bled like a motherfucker and covered myself, and my bed, in blood. Then cried when we had to get rid of my Rapunzel nightgown cause mom couldn't get all that blood out, but I liked Rapunzel.

Wow, 5ft4" is pretty big for a rat!

Why do people not wear socks in public? Nobody likes your gross ass feet touching the playplace!

Invest in socks!

Invest in the sock market! My dude! Be better!

What is this feeling?

What is this feeling of "my body could run a marathon if I wanted it to but my everything else is too tired of everything to want to do anything ever" called? For context, I slept the same amount I do every night and I don't usually have this problem, all Google is giving me is "you have insomnia" or results for this being a chronic thing but it's not.

I know this is supposed to be a funny place but I actually want a better answer.

Things the gays own

- rainbows (duh)

- the state of California

- names that end with aden

- the F word, its ours, straights can't have it

- Home by cavetown

- mismatch socks

Add more if I missed any!

Baked beans taste like the color gray