Baked Beans Taste Like The Color Gray

You ever just vibe without supervision?

Lol

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I'm failing guys

There are 2 wolves inside you, one simps for sweet and kindhearted twinks, the other simps for big and dangerous bone crushers

More arm art, cause I was bored.

My mom: I had such high hopes for you

Me: you make it sound like I'm already dead

Mom after a laughing fit: no but like you're not going to college

Me: I wont be a cliche forever in student debt

Mom: it's the American way!

Me: I don't like Americans!

Mom through both our laughter: HEY IM AN AMERICAN!

Me also through laughter: IT WAS A JOKE YOU BOOTLICKER!

Mom: it doesn't bring me joy

*much more laughing from both of us*

Our house could be a standup comedy show some days I tell you hwat

DICK PUSSY ASSHOLE

CHEESE ON TOAST

You know I've been hyperfixating on something too long when I start classpecting all the characters

Say hello to my plesiosaurus, plesi for short.

I love this

If only you were sitting next to me now, instead all I have is an empty space by my side.

(Me at my cat, who has decided to sit on the floor 4ft away from me.)