Death As Neither A Kindly Figure Nor A Grim Spectre But As A Funny Little Skeleton Running Around Brandishing

I don’t need to cry rn

i saw someone say “imagine if Finney held onto the phone in hopes that one day Robin would call again”

BACK WITH SOME NEW ART ‼️🪥🩻🪓

✨️manifesting thomas hewitt✨️

He was a pain in the ass in the other routes I’m not ready lie😭😭

Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.

Finney: …McLovin.

Grabber: …McLovin?

Finney: Yeah.

Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.

Finney: I had to pick on the spot!

Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?

Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.

Grabber:

Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!

Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!

Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?

Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?

Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Finney: Fuck you!

Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Finney: No, I am McLovin.

Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

Let me marry the old goat you cowards!

From Software really missed the chance to make the perfect enemies to lovers plot with Morgott and the Tarnished

everyone on the internet when totk ganondorf was revealed

NOW SPELL: ANGEL Z-E-L-D-A WRONG! TRY AGAIN.