I Don’t Need To Cry Rn

why did God give me these battles (getting dressed and leaving the house)

random thought but uh Al technically has powers like Finney to hear the dead, right? but he like, wants to ignore it. So, would you think that Max gets hoped on coke to avoid sleeping because he has dreams like Gwen?

Unprompted ghost memes

here's peepaw nihil absolutely killing on the sax last night in Jersey

just going to leave these here for some certain people…you know who you are

me as a kidnapped child when the grabber comes downstairs wearing a red turtleneck, a polyester bowling shirt, and an obnoxiously large signet ring

Carl: Hey, my dad’s been really annoying lately, so do you wanna come over and help me mess with him?

Negan: HOLY SHIT! How the fuck did you get in here, kid!?

Carl: I’m in your walls. Anyways, you gonna help me or not?

Negan: Uh, I - I mean, yeah, sure, I guess

Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.

Finney: …McLovin.

Grabber: …McLovin?

Finney: Yeah.

Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.

Finney: I had to pick on the spot!

Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?

Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.

Grabber:

Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!

Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!

Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?

Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?

Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Finney: Fuck you!

Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Finney: No, I am McLovin.

Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!

Honestly