Every Single Fucking Time I See Reddie All I Can Think Is That

”im gay!” “im straight!”

yeah, and now im late for dinner late again

favorite panels I have of rick thus far

and we've literally JUST hit his recovery section too... man I'm like 950 pages in and I've barely scratched the surface

we must stay focused, brothers, we MUST

Random Incorrect DEH Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. Two) :

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Evan: The human body is %70 water, so we are basically just all cucumbers with anxiety.

Jared: Excuse you, but with the amount of salt and alcohol that I consume daily, I think it's more accurate to say that i'm an anxiety pickle.

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Evan: You often use humour to deflect trauma.

Jared: Thank you!

Evan: I- never said that was a good thing..

Jared: What i'm hearing is that you think i'm funny.

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Jared: I've met a lot of pricks in my life, but you, Evan, are a fucking cactus.

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Jared: I will FIGHT the next person to insult Connor.

Connor: Bitch why, i'm a piece of shit

Jared: ALRIGHT SQUARE UP YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD-

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Connor, walking in: Sorry I was late, I was doing... stuff.

Jared, slamming open the door and looking noticeably disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING S T A I R S-

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Jared: 4/20 is in 14 days, and I want you all to know that I will not tolerate any weed jokes. Not on my good, christian blog.

Connor: But your Jewish-

Jared: Not when it comes to the devil's lettuce, you heathen stoner fuck-

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Death: I've come to kill you.

Evan: Let me ask Jared.

Death: It isn't a choi-

Evan: He said no.

you just know jason is going "dad I don't want to try it. no offense to aunt delia but her food makes my mouth sad :/"

and marvin's like "uuuhhh... well, fair enough I guess."

I love it so much when they

when- when they father to son :D

Marvin qnd Jason interaction......

you know I find it funny how all the canon hellaverse asexuals are in positions of power in some way (mammon: deadly sin, octavia: ars goetia, alastor: overlord)

this is a metaphor for how asexuals are very powerful and you should beware of us

YOOOOO!!!!!!

Every photo I could find of Mandy Patinkin as Marvin

photos by Carol Rosegg

♪ Falsettos Giveaway ♪

absolutely yes :0

ayo random but is that kleinsen discord still up? TvT

Still up and semi-active! Want the link?

crazy that when you do something it becomes finished. how was I supposed to know that

hey oh my gosh it's my ongoing hyperfixation

This may not be 100% accurate but it was fun lmao

oh

this exists

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!