Random Incorrect DEH Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. Two) :

My Roman Empire is the 1 second frame of Baseball Game where you can see Whizzer's reaction to Marvin asking him out

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MOST OF THEIR SONGS ARE LITERALLY BEGGING TO BE MADE INTO ANIMATICS, AND HONESTLY? I MIGHT GIVE INTO THAT

THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF KLEINSEN ANIMATICS SO

Nik that's a lot of The Front Bottoms are you okay

uhm

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Heyyyyyyyyyy

It's ur favorite table member. Just wanted to ask you something

How do I get the butches interested in me? I'm trying to get over on the butch side with no luck :(

What can I do to draw in all of the butch baddies?

-love and ballads, the pelican harmer's gal.

my girly! hello 🫶

be yourself, slay, be gay do crime. listen to indie music. listen to girl in red.

definitely keep up the aesthetically pleasing lifestyle, and never stop the Oscar Wilde craze.

most importantly, have fun, be safe, and probably search the beach areas because that's where all the pretty and tall girls go. I've had many-a-crushes who I met at the beach lol.

also, don't crush on pelican harmers, they are def gonna end up bad for your health.

-your dearly beloved, the butch Oscar Wilde estranged parent

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Random 2:00 a.m. TD Incorrect Quotes? Yes. I think yes. (More DEH One's Soon-)

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Cody: Not to be nsfw, but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

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Gwen: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.

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Cody: Can I ask a dumb question?

Noah: Better than anyone I know.

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Duncan: Did you miss me while I was gone?

Courtney, painting Gwen's nails: You were gone?

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Cody: That was so hot, dude.

Noah: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Cody: I'm so in love with you.

Noah: Jesus fucking Christ.

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Lindsay: I'm proud to say that I've gotten over my fear of ghosts!

DJ: Yeah, that's the spirit!

Lindsay: wHERE???!?

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Izzy: I regret nothing!!

Noah: I regret EVERYTHING!!!

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Noah: Hey, mind helping me out? All of my clothes keep disappearing and I don't know where to.

Cody, wearing a sweater that's at least 2 times too long on him: Spooky.

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Trent: I'm going to need you to swear-

Duncan: Fuck.

Trent:

Trent:

Trent: -I meant as in promise.

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Cody: This date is boring!

Noah: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Cody: Then why did you invite me?

Noah: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me" then you said "fuck you Noah, I'll do whatever I want!"

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Don't come to Team E-Scope For Help-

Owen: I have a problem.

Eva: Kill it.

Noah: Can you chill for, like, two seconds?

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Courtney: Could you BE any more annoying?!

Scott: Yes.

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Alejandro: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Duncan: Oh, you'd be surprised from how much stupid shit I do.

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Noah, trying to get to know Kitty: What’s your favorite color?

Kitty: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Noah: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Kitty:

Kitty: My favorite color is pink.

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Noah: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Em.

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Izzy: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Eva: But you do know better.

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Eva: Izzy, we need to talk. In private. Now.

Izzy: Oooo, someone's in trouble.

Izzy: It's me. I don't know why I said that.

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Gwen, texting Cody: Hey so do you like anyone?

Cody: Yeah you

Gwen: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends

Cody: *Yeah, you?

Gwen: Oh haha sorry lol

Cody: *dies inside*

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NOT AGAIN?!?!?!!?

THE WILDEST PLOT TWIST YET

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you know I find it funny how all the canon hellaverse asexuals are in positions of power in some way (mammon: deadly sin, octavia: ars goetia, alastor: overlord)

this is a metaphor for how asexuals are very powerful and you should beware of us

YESSSS!

ofc!!

reblog this with falsettos/in trousers and/or falsettos/in trousers cast (any of them) photos you want me to redraw I am BORED fellas

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POTC PHASE COMING BACK TO ME

I had one a while ago that had a bunch of comics to go along with it but I kinda fell out of it 🤷

i think the world needs more spider-man x falsettos aus. please

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PART 11 BABY, BOOYAH!

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Evan: That's ridiculous! Jared doesn't have a crush on me!

Connor: Yes he does.

Alana: Yes he does.

Jared: Yes I do.

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Jared: Where's Evan?

Zoe: Connor locked him in the bathroom...

Connor: Damnit, Zoe! You weren't supposed to tell him!

Jared: Nah, I'm cool with it.

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Evan: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can even imagine. I am the fury, I am the weapon, I am-

Zoe: A doll.

Alana: A cinnamon roll!

Jared: A sweetheart

Evan:

Evan: Stop it....

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Connor: The hell is up with Kleinman? He's been laying there on the floor, for like, an hour?

Alana: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Connor: Oh really. From what?

Zoe: Evan smiled at him.

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Jared: *Taps fingers on table*

Connor: *Taps back*

Alana: What are they... doing?

Evan: Morse code.

Jared: *Aggressively taps fingers on table*

Connor: biTCH YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING BACK-

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Jared: Evan's gone! We can do anything. What does everyone want?

Miguel: I want Connor back.

Jared:

Jared: I've got, like, 12 dollars.

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Alana: Jared isn't answering his phone.

Evan: I'll call.

Zoe: Me and Alana have both separately tried 6 times, what makes you think-

Jared: Hello?

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Connor: The moon looks beautiful tonight.

Miguel: Mhmm.

Zoe: Should we tell them that it's just a tortilla we threw at the window earlier?

Evan: Ehh....

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Connor: Your grounded.

Zoe: I'm... grounded?

Connor: Yes, your grounded.

Jared: We're gonna bury you until you learn your lesson.

Zoe: That's not how grounding works.

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Jared: ARE YOU-

Zoe: Fucking.

Jared: KIDDING ME? THIS IS-

Zoe: Bullshit.

Alana: What are you doing?

Zoe: Evan took away Jared's swearing privileges, so I'm helping him out.

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Alana: Why does Jared have a black eye?

Evan: He was saying 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me'.

Evan: So Connor threw a dictionary at him.

Connor: It was just to test a theory.

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Looks like a cinnamon roll/Can actually kill you: Jared

Looks like they can kill you/ Is actually a cinnamon roll: Evan

Looks like a cinnamon roll/IS a cinnamon roll: Alana

Looks like they can kill you/CAN actually kill you: Connor

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Zoe: Truth or dare.

Jared: Dare.

Zoe: Kiss the hottest person in the room.

Jared: Hey, Alana?

Alana: I-um-yeah?

Jared: Could you move, Evan's right behind you?

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Jared: You have friends and I envy that.

Evan: You can share my friends???

Jared: *Looks at Alana and Connor*

Jared: Yeah, I don't want those.

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Connor: Hey bitch, do you love Evan?

Jared: I guess, yeah.

Connor: HA! Take that, Zoe. You owe me one hundred bucks, I told you he was gay!

Jared: Dude, everyone loves Evan? You should have asked if I was in love with him.

Connor: I thought that was implied.

Jared: ...

Connor: ...

Zoe: Connor, I think you just earned yourself one hundred dollars.

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Evan: *Sits down*

Alana: This bench is freshly painted :)

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Evan: Oh my god, I think I like Jared.

Connor: Congratulations, you are officially the LAST one of us to figure that out.

Connor, turning his head: Hey, Miguel! I won the bet!

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Miguel, looking at Evan and Zoe: They make a cute couple, don't they?

Jared, annoyed with Zoe and Evan at this point: They certainly are standing next to each other...

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SPOOKY QUOTES!

Connor, high asf: Trick or YEET?

Child: Uh... yeet?

Connor: *Throws the child*

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Jared, texting: So, what do you want to be for that halloween party?

Evan, texting: Yours :)

Jared:

Jared: Yeah, that would be pretty scary.

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Alana: I thought you were setting up decorations for halloween?

Jared: I am.

Alana: Your just hanging up pictures of Connor.

Jared: You said you wanted scary decorations.

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[In a horror movie... phone rings]

Evan: Yes?

Killer: I can see you.

Evan:

Killer:

Evan:

Killer:

Evan, panicking: Do I look good?

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Evan: Guys, we're out of candy.

Jared: Wha... but there's only been, like, three kids so far?

Evan: Yeah, but this little girl told me she loved me and I panicked and just ended up giving her everything.

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Evan: So.. what's your type?

Jared: Most likely someone who I'm not constantly on the same page with, who I can sort of argue with playfully and who likes talking about their interests. And like, their favourite season is spring, and their favourite holiday is Halloween, and their cute.

Evan: Oh, that sounds like me.

Evan: Too bad I'm not cute.

Jared:

Jared: Did I mention stupid?

Evan: Uh... no?

Jared: Well I meant to. Just making sure.

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Jared: I'm not doing too well.

Jared: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Evan: *Walks in*

Jared: Oh, there it is again.

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Jared: What are you, five?

Evan: Yeah,

Evan: Five heads taller than you.

Jared:

Evan:

Jared:

Evan: I am so sorry, please don't kill me.

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Alana: Great work with the halloween decorations! Where did you get the fake skulls from?

Connor: F a k e ?

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Miguel: It's totally fine you didn't dress up for halloween.

Connor: Oh no, I'm dressed up as a straight person.

Evan: *Walks in wearing the same thing as Connor*

Connor, looking at Jared: See?

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Miguel: What should I be for halloween?

Connor: My boyfriend.

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Alana: Jared! What is this?

Jared: My to-do list.

Alana: Oh, that's great! I'm so glad that your starting to-

Alana:

Alana: Jared, this just says 'Evan'.

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