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Cody: Not to be nsfw, but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
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Gwen: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.
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Cody: Can I ask a dumb question?
Noah: Better than anyone I know.
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Duncan: Did you miss me while I was gone?
Courtney, painting Gwen's nails: You were gone?
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Cody: That was so hot, dude.
Noah: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Cody: I'm so in love with you.
Noah: Jesus fucking Christ.
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Lindsay: I'm proud to say that I've gotten over my fear of ghosts!
DJ: Yeah, that's the spirit!
Lindsay: wHERE???!?
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Izzy: I regret nothing!!
Noah: I regret EVERYTHING!!!
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Noah: Hey, mind helping me out? All of my clothes keep disappearing and I don't know where to.
Cody, wearing a sweater that's at least 2 times too long on him: Spooky.
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Trent: I'm going to need you to swear-
Duncan: Fuck.
Trent:
Trent:
Trent: -I meant as in promise.
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Cody: This date is boring!
Noah: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Cody: Then why did you invite me?
Noah: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me" then you said "fuck you Noah, I'll do whatever I want!"
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Don't come to Team E-Scope For Help-
Owen: I have a problem.
Eva: Kill it.
Noah: Can you chill for, like, two seconds?
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Courtney: Could you BE any more annoying?!
Scott: Yes.
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Alejandro: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Duncan: Oh, you'd be surprised from how much stupid shit I do.
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Noah, trying to get to know Kitty: What’s your favorite color?
Kitty: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Noah: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Kitty:
Kitty: My favorite color is pink.
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Noah: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Em.
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Izzy: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.
Eva: But you do know better.
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Eva: Izzy, we need to talk. In private. Now.
Izzy: Oooo, someone's in trouble.
Izzy: It's me. I don't know why I said that.
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Gwen, texting Cody: Hey so do you like anyone?
Cody: Yeah you
Gwen: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends
Cody: *Yeah, you?
Gwen: Oh haha sorry lol
Cody: *dies inside*
I used to say “I don’t know” a lot to questions that my mom would ask me, but I somewhat got outta the habit cuz my mom would, like, yell at me???
and i do have adhd so..
i still say that sometimes and when i do i still get yelled at haha
coupled with a major amount of anxiety i genuinely do not think thats mixing well
so
uhh
not good??
fuck
GOD I found another article about why ADHD kids say “I don’t know” so much. my entire childhood was getting yelled at for doing some ADHD shit and me not being able to offer an explanation when asked why I did something.
something about them makes me violently ill but also filled w euphoria
the fact that he just shows up on a cruise 😭
like hello sir.... where have you been, again?
I mean. Don't get me wrong I'm happy to see you
He vanishes from the face of the earth sometimes I swear- I can't track him because he doesn't have social media oml
christian borle singing what more can i say in 2024
falsettos tumblr do you approve of my gay old man art, and if so would you like some more
I think your forgetting a crisis-ridden barber, and a very psychotic, gas-addicted dentist, actually
oh, and joe from slih
you know it's bad when you spend 2 hours trying to make a perfectly shaped I ♡ christian borle pfp for your Google account that you never look at and open pinterest and see nothing but William fucking Shakespeare, EMMETT FORREST, AND AN EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE FATHER WHO WANTS A TIGHT KNIT FAMILY
cant forget a mentally unwell chocolate maker, a musical-writing twink, and a gay Samsung tv, among many others.
@milolovesbmc @boredsoup @fishcow99
no pressure at all lol 💅✨🫶
@alittlefellawithbigoleyes sent me this little game and so i had to do it. :) ty cal<3
make yourself with this picrew + give us the last song you listened to!
feat. my gray streak and new hair (also ily freddie mercury👑)
i am tagging: @c-lion, @joanofexys, @qstygia, @ordei, @rekikiri, @jtl-fics, and all my mutuals. i'm sorry there's so many of y'all and i'm braindead at the moment TwT <3
i'm back, fellas, and I'm here to make an absurd amount of incorrect quotes
although there will most definitely be a new series for my current hyperfixations.. I may end up updating the dear evan hansen incorrect quotes series, but as I'm a year or so out of the fandom, I'll probably focus mostly on falsettos/in trousers
(props if you know either of those)
tell me if you've got any requests for series if you so please!
thank you for being so patient, I lost my password but now I'm back, sillies
Fucking.. whizzvin, yeah
you ever see a ship you love so much and saying "i ship them" isn't enough. like no you don't understand they give me mental illness
I love this interview, but this is definitely a moment that gets stuck in my head,
the accuracy here-
Isogai would friendzone everyone
I'm back! (to wreak havoc, of course) welcome to my chaos, it's gone un-updated for.. one year? two, mayhaps?anyhow, hello!enjoy my gorgeous insanity
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