O-Oh Shit.. You Okay?

You should have thought about calling me names then...

i don't even care if you are sorry or not just apologize so i can give you your arm back...

I wish Val would just give me my arm back instead of making me apologize. I hate apologizing.

"MUMSIES I-I WENT EXPLORING AND LOOK AT THIS IGUANA I FOUND."

-He held up a alien looking iguana its body cover in eyes

W-Woah!

Do you wanna keep it hon?

"MUMSIES IM GOING OUTTTT!"

Alright!!

Have a good time, and if you need anything call me!

Don't get hurt!

You probably go for more masculine clothing, Ja?

You excited to go on your seconded date?

By the way, if you ever need me to help you plan anything, let me know! Or just, need help in general!

"I-I need help picking a outfit."

"Yes I-Im excited!"

Yes. I am.

Can both of you just be nice to each other?

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

Z WONT LET ME G-GO GET ANOTHERR BEER

hes like h-holding me.. a-and keeppingg me on the couch..

Aww, you're sweet!

Don't worry about it Morty, I'll be okay!

"ITS A D-DATE HE COUNTS IT LIKE A DATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUMSIES I GOT TO HOLD HIS HAND!"

OH WOW THATS GREAT!!

I'M GLAD YOU ARE SO HAPPY, AND GOT TO GO ON A DATE!!

No you don’t.

The only reason you love me is because I saved you. If I didn’t save you, you would never love me.

(They kick him back onto the floor, kicking him in his face to do so.)

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

Yeah of course, it’s not a problem!

Also, I won’t pry on what you need these things for, it’s your business.

Anyway, I’ll get everything to you right away! I can also get you some extra portal fluid too!

Oh wow, I’ve never seen a female Rick before! You’re really cool! Anyway, it’s nice to meet you, I’m Val!

(Also let me know if you need any type of weapons, I’ll supply you with anything.)

@tacticalsmth

Ayyy, Val bu-ugh-ddy, a-always great to make another arms connect. Y-you got the good stuff? L-like some anti-matter mines, maybe? I-I could use an upgraded plasma rifle t-too.

GIVE MY MUSE A PETNAME AND SEE HOW THEY REACT!

As an added bonus the petname will be rated on how much my muse likes it!

never call me that again | meh | idk how to feel about it | i'm ok with it | i like it | i love it | please call me that all the time