"MUMSIES I-I WENT EXPLORING AND LOOK AT THIS IGUANA I FOUND."

"MUMSIES I-I WENT EXPLORING AND LOOK AT THIS IGUANA I FOUND."

-He held up a alien looking iguana its body cover in eyes

W-Woah!

Do you wanna keep it hon?

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10 months ago

Ich liebe dich, mein Mann..

(They turn to look at Rick, grabbing one of his hands.)

Ich liebe dich auch, mein erster Mann.

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*


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10 months ago
Hmm.. Is This Okay?

Hmm.. Is this okay?

Hmm.. Is This Okay?

I know what your thinking…

oh wow.. so revealing for me..


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11 months ago

pleaseeee... one morere....

imm gonna eat rockks.

11 months ago

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.


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11 months ago

It’s my damn house, he can’t kick you out.

I think we can talk to him about this.

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?


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11 months ago

Im gonna eat asbestos.. l-like you said..

imm gonna eat rockks.

11 months ago

O-Oh yeah! I got some portal fluid! I actually know how to make it!

And yes, I do take Flurbos!

I’ll be there as soon as I can when you get me those coordinates!

Oh wow, I’ve never seen a female Rick before! You’re really cool! Anyway, it’s nice to meet you, I’m Val!

(Also let me know if you need any type of weapons, I’ll supply you with anything.)

@tacticalsmth

Ayyy, Val bu-ugh-ddy, a-always great to make another arms connect. Y-you got the good stuff? L-like some anti-matter mines, maybe? I-I could use an upgraded plasma rifle t-too.


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11 months ago

No you don’t.

The only reason you love me is because I saved you. If I didn’t save you, you would never love me.

(They kick him back onto the floor, kicking him in his face to do so.)

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

Rick.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Rick.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Rick.

Myself.

Rick.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))


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11 months ago

I..

Hurt you?

oh god. no no no..

that's where you got it from...

I hurt you.

nononononononononono.

f-fuck..

I’m back! and not possessed this time..

Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..

I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..


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Hallo! My name is Valentine, but I'm usually called Val or just Fehr. Happy to be meeting you all!

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