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Since when do you call me shortie…? I’m n-not that short.

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life

mhm. I’m still in the hospital. Z finally got here a while ago, hasn’t left since. Neither has Rick, or Morty..

I feel terrible though, for getting in the crash. I don’t know how the fuck it happened anyway..

I’m not entirely sure Z is that worried, but I think Rick and Morty are..

I wanna go home. I can fucking walk, I can get up. I don’t know why they still have me here. I’ll see if Z or Rick can teleport me back home..

I’m not in that bad of shape. am i?

I mean no shit. We just have to be calm about this.

wait. what are we now?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

UHH..

MAYBE YOU COULD GO TO THE BEACH TOGETHER!

"ITS A D-DATE HE COUNTS IT LIKE A DATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUMSIES I GOT TO HOLD HIS HAND!"

OH WOW THATS GREAT!!

I'M GLAD YOU ARE SO HAPPY, AND GOT TO GO ON A DATE!!

Huh..?

Oh babbyy…

I mean… yourr a-a 12/10 if you know what I-I meannn…

by the wayyy.. The doctors are putting me on some med- medicine.. I’m sleeppyy..

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

z. you know I’m stronger than you right?

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

I- Z…

yknow what... I gotta say last night was a bit fun. Never thought drunk fucking was my thing until it happened..

((Artist/Writer here again! My dad recently introduced me to this song and once I saw the song cover I immediately thought ‘holy shit that looks like ordinary rick’ so I drew the song cover as Ordinary Rick who was made by @e-22912 [AKA my favorite artist on tumblr] So I hope you guys like the fanart!!))

((Also, I love Ordinary so much like he’s one of my favorite Rick’s ever. He’s one of the best Rick’s to ever exist and I will say that until the day I die. Shout out to Ordinary for being one of the best Rick’s ever))

((Also I would literally sell MY SOUL just to kiss this man.))