Z. You Know I’m Stronger Than You Right?

I guess I don’t mind if the homewrecker is you :]

I will admit, you are more attractive than most Ricks… (if my Rick sees this I’m done for)

always glad to be a homewrecker hehe :}

I TOLD BOTH OF YOU TO STOP.

I will make you both get into a shirt that says ‘this is our get along shirt.’

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

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he fucking took it from me.

all i am is a monster.

don’t look at me..

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

Scheiße

Oh god.. I-

no... im sosorry... nnononono..

f-fuck..

I’m back! and not possessed this time..

Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..

I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..

Hello Val, nice to meet you ^^ I like that you are German! I am curious if Rick ever said sth about your accent? I think it's cute

I-It’s nice to meet you too… I hope we can b-be friends..

Thank y-you, by the way.. I-If you thought my accent is c-cute..

fuck.. don't...

(They try to crawl a bit, but eventually gives out, laying on the floor bleeding out still.)

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

Huh..?

Oh babbyy…

I mean… yourr a-a 12/10 if you know what I-I meannn…

by the wayyy.. The doctors are putting me on some med- medicine.. I’m sleeppyy..

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

...

Thank you... You are very kind..

Since it’s pride month, I want to honor my late wife (who was actually my fiancé but I would rather call her my wife) and step-daughter, who were probably some of the best people I’ve ever met. Me and my wife, Leonie, both met while I was still working in the German military, and from there we hit it off. After a few years of dating, she proposed to be after a particularly hard mission, which it was the sweetest thing she had ever done with me. Leo, which was my nickname for her, had a daughter named Monika who I saw as my own.

I loved both of them so much, I try to visit their graves every year, even though it’s hard because their graves are in Germany.. But anyway, I just wanted to share me and Leo’s story!

sometimes i think it’s my fault they both died… i could have saved them both..

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.