I Guess I Don’t Mind If The Homewrecker Is You :]

Hope we all get along!

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

Z WONT LET ME G-GO GET ANOTHERR BEER

hes like h-holding me.. a-and keeppingg me on the couch..

(Hello!! This is my first post, so I thought I’d post a drawing I made of Storage Rick from Pocket Mortys here! I will be doing an RP account with my Rick and Morty OC so I’ll be working on their introduction soon so y’all can send asks!!)

reblog if you want to be asked (creepy) anonymous questions

You probably go for more masculine clothing, Ja?

You excited to go on your seconded date?

By the way, if you ever need me to help you plan anything, let me know! Or just, need help in general!

"I-I need help picking a outfit."

"Yes I-Im excited!"

Hm.. I’m glad you found him.

@rickz6725 Where did you put my flask? I can’t find it anywhere.

Huh..?

Oh babbyy…

I mean… yourr a-a 12/10 if you know what I-I meannn…

by the wayyy.. The doctors are putting me on some med- medicine.. I’m sleeppyy..

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

Hmm.. A-Alright!

(They start to gently pet his back. smiling to themselves as they do it.)

Cat!

Hallo!

mrrrow!! prrrrrrr.. <:]

do you have any birds I can eat..?

I’m coming home now. I don’t feel like you’ll be okay.

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