Am I The Only One Kind Of Entertained By All This Drama That’s Going On With Isopod Morty? Like I Feel

Since it’s pride month, I want to honor my late wife (who was actually my fiancé but I would rather call her my wife) and step-daughter, who were probably some of the best people I’ve ever met. Me and my wife, Leonie, both met while I was still working in the German military, and from there we hit it off. After a few years of dating, she proposed to be after a particularly hard mission, which it was the sweetest thing she had ever done with me. Leo, which was my nickname for her, had a daughter named Monika who I saw as my own.

I loved both of them so much, I try to visit their graves every year, even though it’s hard because their graves are in Germany.. But anyway, I just wanted to share me and Leo’s story!

sometimes i think it’s my fault they both died… i could have saved them both..

All I want is for a Rick to love me

Yeah, I don’t think you’re an asshole at all.

Anyway, let me know if you need anything. You have an ally here. I’ll help you if you ever need it, just ask!

(They seemed to smile at him, nodding their head a bit.)

Love your hair by the way, looks awesome!

-Hangs upside down from a tree branch and looks at them.-

So what the hell are you a tactical Jerry or some shit ?

ooc: I shall read your bio ✨

A Jerry? Fuck no..

My name is Valentine, or Val. I am tactical though. I work for the military!

Hmm.. Is it comfortable up there in that tree? I like climbing trees! By the way, It’s nice to meet you! I’ve seen you around, you’re a really cool Rick!

I’m glad I get to actually talk to more Rick’s, it really nice meeting all of you.

((ooc: LOL I got you!))

You probably go for more masculine clothing, Ja?

You excited to go on your seconded date?

By the way, if you ever need me to help you plan anything, let me know! Or just, need help in general!

"I-I need help picking a outfit."

"Yes I-Im excited!"

I TOLD BOTH OF YOU TO STOP.

I will make you both get into a shirt that says ‘this is our get along shirt.’

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

Y-You weren't out too long!

Uh...

N-Nothing really happened while you were out! I.. just.. was able to convince this other version of you to b-bring you back!

(They smile nervously, not making eye contact with anyone.)

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

YAY I LOVE CHRYSTALS THANK YOUUUU

imm gonna eat rockks.

Huh..?

Oh babbyy…

I mean… yourr a-a 12/10 if you know what I-I meannn…

by the wayyy.. The doctors are putting me on some med- medicine.. I’m sleeppyy..

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

I guess I don’t mind if the homewrecker is you :]

I will admit, you are more attractive than most Ricks… (if my Rick sees this I’m done for)

always glad to be a homewrecker hehe :}

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