This One

this one

This One

this one understands

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

Thing I Noticed

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

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i may concede that that is, indeed, a patty. textbook definition.

but there is no burger to be seen here. that is pork. not beef.

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tacticalpizzaoven - they call me appliance miser

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Hey do any of you all ever do this:

-going about day normally

-stop suddenly at thought about a Lancer game

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hunter: oh dear! this is quite a mighty foe.... if only there were a simple way to enhance my combat ability....

the ever-talented palicos:

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3 months ago
tacticalpizzaoven - they call me appliance miser

look id just be charmed to hear your thoughts about how to make a kidd work in 1v1 without the fuckin laser. so far i'm going in on drones and blackspot/nexus synergies but i truly am not fuckin meeting anyone in the damage race until i'm charged up and shivering their fucking timbers yknow???

fuck like the drake still has its defenses without the bigass gun sure but who the fuck am i supposed to be helping with a bunch of support systems that only work on other people in the 1v1????? am i supposed to be helping them kick my ass faster???? one of the other people employed by my liegelady said "strap a sword to it" but fuck if i can tell how that's supposed to be better than what i'm already fucking doing, yknow????

anyway i know you can't come to upper laurent bc fuckin stone but idk i'll let you know if i'm ever around san simeon and maybe i can rent something bc fuck i need a break from the kidd

-pankrakidd anon (i've got a blog now though: @thepankratikidd)

YOU'RE RUNNIN' FUCKING 1V1'S IN A KIDD???

Christ-the-Buddha, okay, I think you can make this work. Much as I hate to fuckin' shill for the Armory, I'd grab yourself a Legion Nexus and start figurin' out how to engineer yourself a secondary weapon. Pretty sure you're gonna wanna talk to some Armory guys about weaponizin' the reactor heat you're about to start rackin' up.

If you do ever come to San Simeon, get your ass in a fuckin' Tortie or somethin' and come square up, I'll teach ya all about IPS-N controls by beatin' your ass with 'em.

-Han Jae-


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