tacticalpizzaoven
he/him - minor - bi - chronically stupid
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working… on something devious
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
aliens are real btw but i don’t really know what their deal is
Markiplier in his deathbed, his last words are just "goodbye everybody my name was markiplier" and then instantly flatlines. cannot be resuscitated
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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to menacingly walk towards a hero with a fireball growing in my hand
We're offering a large selection of slop and abysmal dogshit today if anyone's interested
"I do think the 'hot temper' Truth will apply to threatening to kill a 14 year old."
the crime the criminal
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me in the coal mine: oh no i lost my canary because it's so dark in here and i can't hear her singing :( i better light a match so i can find my little songbird!
call my girls the twin towers the way my bush got them collapsing
A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.
Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
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Metal Gear Rising really was a game that screeched about how the violence of the oppressed is caused by the violence of their oppressors and therefore the two aren’t equal, but also violence is dehumanizing so be grateful for those who fight since they’ve martyred their souls for you and packed all that into 4 hours.
At the same time, it also had the weirdest fucking dialogue in video games like “MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL!” and had its main antagonist literally say “make America Great Again” three years before the U.S elections
download the lcp for @shadow-of-gehenna to receive a normal samurai
@ankirgraves
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Watching people who have dogshitass interpretations of Lancer Lore talk about it so loudly and so publically that now people who haven't read Lancer think the lore is bad because they've only read those takes.
tumblr: constantly be aware of your own privilege. constantly be aware of your capacity of be evil. hey i know you really like that new piece of media but make sure you're aware of all of the problematic elements all the time. hey i noticed you reblogged a post from a designated Bad Person so please make sure you do a thorough background check on everyone you reblog from to make sure they're not bad, otherwise people might get the wrong idea about you. always be aware of everything bad that's happening in the world all the time because silence is violence. i see you not reblogging this post btw. activist burnout is a privilege so be aware of that. xyz people are required to reblog this post. if you're not constantly fighting against designated Bad People you are inherently complicit and therefore a Bad Person.
people with ocd:
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Shadow of Gehenna, by Foxerstein, art by Kara, is a Lancer third party supplement featuring two homebrew manufacturers with their own set of frames each, Locksteel Incorporated and Apex Renegades Corporation, as well as a set of mission campaigns for players to fight in (when it comes out)
oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
when the fit is straight up peculiar
Repeat after me: I draw so good. Not everything needs to be a banger. I'm not a content machine I'm a person who makes art and art takes time. Inspiration comes in waves and when it recedes that's when I should let myself rest
Once upon a time…
Ocean announcement:
it's all gone