I May Concede That That Is, Indeed, A Patty. Textbook Definition.

yeah no i will never stop beefing with you

sorry to your wife though she ain't deserve that

making a callout post on tumblr dot com, tpoven is a bitchass motherfucker. he pissed on my wife, etc.

i will NOT shut up about the silly. however,

i will look at you like this.

@tacticalpizzaoven

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

lake of fire is like. arguably worse. aren't you vulnerable to fire damage anyways?

nerry

Chursmas

a wonderful gift for me!

i give you...

A BOMB! start running.

we're hard at work inventing a femur breaker that automatically activates whenever someone looks at your real-ass name and goes "i'm not even going to TRY to pronounce that"

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?

@kazsartcorner YOU CALL THOSE BURGER PATTIES????

that's a breakfast sausage puck. they're not really sausage (no casing) but i'll be damned if i let someone call that a BURGER patty

NEVER

STOP

REACHING

FOR

THE

GUN

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

Sorry for shooting my toxic blood at you like a rifle in class earlier. I know this may seem inappropriate but I really want to kill you