This Is Why I Never Interact With The Fandoms Of Shows I Watch

This is so unbelievably true

And then they get mad at us for wanting to be on those same devices instead of talking to family that we have nothing in common with

Parents get sooooooo mad when anyone even remotely implies that if we know it negatively impacts adults then it’s probably quite detrimental to the health and development of a young mind to stick an iPad in front of a child any time they show signs of Behaviors. “Are you calling me a bad parent?” Yeah. I am.

And they have the huge clearly fake smile

that bit where an extremely furious character will move or turn around very slowly accompanied by a stone-scraping noise

If you wanna see your doctor that badly just make an appointment bro it’s not that hard

getting emo abt shifting again bc i miss my dr sm it hurts.

i want to be in my dr so bad, i'd do anything to shift finally.

it's been 3 years. i've grown out of so many drs. i don't want to grow out of this one. i need to shift.

i'm literally on the verge of tears why was i put into this reality why can't i be with him rn ughhhgchcbcvxyxhcf

He’s using the same watch from megamind to hide his fish ness

snuck some sketti into the cinema 🍝

Superman would be disappointed

Have you ever considered using the influence and reach you've accrewed for the betterment of society?

noo. Not even once

VERNIAS?!!??!? FROM PARTY CRASHERS?!?

I'm actually starting to like how I look in the mirror (:

Hey there comrade couldn’t help but notice the use of “I” and “me” those are also pronouns comrade

um actually pronouns are really offensive???? All of them. The only pronoun ur allowed to use is ‘comrade’

why are you talking to me? I didnt say anything. Nobody said anything

*you’re

hey sorry have you ever read homestuck

No and youre dead on the floor

Justifying your irrational dislike for something by saying it "killed my father" is at least twice as funny when talking to someone who knows your still very alive father