Hey There Comrade Couldn’t Help But Notice The Use Of “I” And “me” Those Are Also Pronouns

Same with the one with the hair mouth (kinda hot tbh)

If a beautiful woman invited me into her home only to reveal she could stretch her neck out to python lengths like some sort of human slinky I would simply vibe with her about it instead of running out screaming like an asshole.

If you wanna see your doctor that badly just make an appointment bro it’s not that hard

getting emo abt shifting again bc i miss my dr sm it hurts.

i want to be in my dr so bad, i'd do anything to shift finally.

it's been 3 years. i've grown out of so many drs. i don't want to grow out of this one. i need to shift.

i'm literally on the verge of tears why was i put into this reality why can't i be with him rn ughhhgchcbcvxyxhcf

He’s using the same watch from megamind to hide his fish ness

snuck some sketti into the cinema 🍝

Reblog to kill it faster

I'm full of so much bisexual

JEEEEEEFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

A priest and rabbi are sitting on an airline next to each other 

The stewardess brings out their meals, the priest a pork dinner, and the rabbi a salad.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says “can I ask you a question?” the rabbi nods. The priest asks “you don’t eat pork correct?” The rabbi says “no it is forbidden in Leviticus. An animal must have split hooves and chew it’s cud to be kosher. A pig doesn’t qualify.” The priest asks “but have you ever tried it?” The rabbi says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I was religious, I was somewhat rebellious I did try pork.”

The rabbi asks the priest “can I ask you a question?” the priest nods. The rabbi says “you can’t have sex, right?” The priest says “no. We must have undivided attention to God and not let marriage or sex cloud that focus so we agree to celibacy.” The rabbi says “but did you ever?” The priest says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I considered being a priest I was a bit wild and did experience the pleasure of a woman’s flesh.” After a brief pause the rabbi says “beats a fucking ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

This is so unbelievably true

This you

i do not fuck with diurnalism

how silly would it be to make a waddle dee oc

Big fan of angels being autistic btw. "How does an entity like that have a neurological condition" Well they can act like that. Angels having traits that read as autistic. Incomprehensible being trying for their best mimicry of human behavior. You understand