Reblog To Kill It Faster

James is a girlboss

I’m pretty sure you adressed this at some point, but what’s James’s deal orientation and relationship wise in your AU? I wanna say he’s content and in no rush for partnership

he’s aroace in this AU! just chillin

I came up with a new saying:

"You wouldn't bake a cat just because it jumped into the oven."

It means that just having a really, really good opportunity to do something awful is not an excuse to do it. That it isn't enough that you never go out of your way to do evil, you're also supposed to go out of your way to do the right thing, even in situations where the wrong thing to do would be extremely easy and profitable, and passively allowing it to happen would be easier than going out of your way to do better than that.

It’s also when I have no access to my art stuff like 90% of the time

*Crunch*

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

This is just real life

One day a priest prayed for a prophet and was answered by God. “I have sent thousands of prophets. They are among the writers, philosophers, activists, and scientists. Yet you have condemned them as heretics and silenced them in one form or another. Why should I send more to be ignored?”

I like to think that Jesse just has like twelve binders for when she wants to become a man for a bit

Daddy Daughter Double Battle

They proceeded to get away with it and sweep the competition but then Ash felt bad and decided to give the prize money and title to the second place winners. They quickly ran away with no one knowing who they really were.

[All comics in order here]

The type of parents who argue that simply putting food on the table and keeping a roof over their kids' head is sufficient parenting are always so shocked when their children no longer want to deal with them once they've got their own place and can buy their own groceries. Like what else did you expect to happen? You told the people who had no other choice than rely on you for food and shelter that asking for any more than that is unreasonable of them, and then they don't go to you for anything once they can get those some other way. What would they go to their parents for?

They've got food at the house.

Part 6 baybeee

This my friends is why you look at the blog name

I beat the shit out of a woman in a grocery store after she stole and sold the Pinkie Pie plush my friend had just bought me. 

DOCTOR MORROCCO!?!?!?

what are your adjectives? mine are loud/weird

sardonic/conceited