Feeling Cute, Gonna Post Meta Knight/dedede Inspired Void Terminas

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

Based

Does Lili only work with clients who are women? Or is she okay with having sex with men for her job?

She'll have sex with whoever pays her, but she charges double for men.

I came up with a new saying:

"You wouldn't bake a cat just because it jumped into the oven."

It means that just having a really, really good opportunity to do something awful is not an excuse to do it. That it isn't enough that you never go out of your way to do evil, you're also supposed to go out of your way to do the right thing, even in situations where the wrong thing to do would be extremely easy and profitable, and passively allowing it to happen would be easier than going out of your way to do better than that.

We should rename eczema to “skinny fuck disease”

strange that "skinny" means thin. it should mean...skinny. characterized by skin. possessing or characterized by an above average amount of skin. more skin rather than less skin. but somehow it means less skin? preposterous

Fuck him up white boy

JEEEEEEFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

A priest and rabbi are sitting on an airline next to each other 

The stewardess brings out their meals, the priest a pork dinner, and the rabbi a salad.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says “can I ask you a question?” the rabbi nods. The priest asks “you don’t eat pork correct?” The rabbi says “no it is forbidden in Leviticus. An animal must have split hooves and chew it’s cud to be kosher. A pig doesn’t qualify.” The priest asks “but have you ever tried it?” The rabbi says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I was religious, I was somewhat rebellious I did try pork.”

The rabbi asks the priest “can I ask you a question?” the priest nods. The rabbi says “you can’t have sex, right?” The priest says “no. We must have undivided attention to God and not let marriage or sex cloud that focus so we agree to celibacy.” The rabbi says “but did you ever?” The priest says “yes, I must confess I did. In my younger days, before I considered being a priest I was a bit wild and did experience the pleasure of a woman’s flesh.” After a brief pause the rabbi says “beats a fucking ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

Please d for the love of GOD (I’m atheist) please don’t use the gen one puzzle I beg of you

Oooo what kind of job would Millie get in the pokemon world? 👀

I think I could be a town mayor/gym leader! (probably an electric-type gym)

-Millie

brought some fruit for the potluck

i like it when pokemon fans disappoint themselves by looking at fakemon fanart

it's me I'm Pokemon fans