The Godless Wilds Have Called Out To Me And I Respond With A Kraft Single

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.

Same with the one with the hair mouth (kinda hot tbh)

If a beautiful woman invited me into her home only to reveal she could stretch her neck out to python lengths like some sort of human slinky I would simply vibe with her about it instead of running out screaming like an asshole.

Fun fact: mycelium (mushroom roots) has been shown to be able to burrow through steel. Hope this helps!

you speak boldly for a person who's mind can be easily influenced by fungi lol

Just fucking try it. This noggin is a steel fortress.

Tears of the kingdom

“Drink this, and you’ll become a dragon. But be warned… and you already drank it.”

An asshole

what would you do if cancel culture tried to cancel superman?

who is cancel culture

i like it when pokemon fans disappoint themselves by looking at fakemon fanart

it's me I'm Pokemon fans

Yes

So are we not gonna talk about how Sir Pentious showed up in the same room as Emily and Sera because he was redeemed as a Seraph angel?

If I could blaze this I would for the sheer comedic value

evil tumblr phenomenon known as "what the fuck kinda person/tag did i follow to get this on my dash" followed by "oh its a blazed post"

I love how you could reasonably use all three outfits for each of them depending on headcannons

Those 3 fit so well in this i can't