But Do Some Of The Demons Carve Into Their Tails/have Surgery To Change How It Looks?

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

I’d rather be called da smexiest fewd

since everyone on this site loves to call each other fags and dykes now, "i'd rather be called a slur" barely carries any weight anymore. instead i propose a new alternative version of the phrase: "i'd rather be called an uwu smolbean"

Inflation is funny… except on twitter

how does it feel to be so funny

pretty good except my ego is so inflated i might be stuck this way forever

I wasn’t it was horrifying

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Based

Does Lili only work with clients who are women? Or is she okay with having sex with men for her job?

She'll have sex with whoever pays her, but she charges double for men.

im sexy and i know it girl look a dead body girl look a dead body

really loved the scarvi epilogue

"Don't worry, I come from a long, proud line of up-fuckers. I'd know how to fuck this up so bad you couldn't undo it even if I wasn't trying."

"Up-fuckers? You don't mean fuck-uppers, do you?"

"Fuck-uppers? My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather wrote 'up-fucker' as his profession in the population census in the 1800s, and that's what we've been ever since."

"I'm... Pretty sure that the standardised title is fuck-upper."

"Ah man. He managed to fuck that up, too, didn't he?"

"Well if it's any comfort, that is indeed nothing but quite a professional fuck-up. I doubt any layman would manage to fuck that up. You come from a family of experts."

"Ah, thank you. Well, here goes nothing."

[SOUND OF MASSIVE EXPLOSION]

feeling cute, gonna post meta knight/dedede inspired void terminas