"Don't worry, I come from a long, proud line of up-fuckers. I'd know how to fuck this up so bad you couldn't undo it even if I wasn't trying."
"Up-fuckers? You don't mean fuck-uppers, do you?"
"Fuck-uppers? My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather wrote 'up-fucker' as his profession in the population census in the 1800s, and that's what we've been ever since."
"I'm... Pretty sure that the standardised title is fuck-upper."
"Ah man. He managed to fuck that up, too, didn't he?"
"Well if it's any comfort, that is indeed nothing but quite a professional fuck-up. I doubt any layman would manage to fuck that up. You come from a family of experts."
"Ah, thank you. Well, here goes nothing."
i saw @n0rtist s ability form art and i wanted have give a go at it too
Adding this one as an addendum
This is so unbelievably true
The dance episode that just aired proves Karen’s is into women as well
they had an enemies to lovers thing going on tbh
It's not a NECKLACE it's an AMULET ok it's a WIZARD thing IM MASC IM MASC IM MASC
As a straight white male from birth I also feel platonic love towards people
I have an aromantic perspective on love
Yeah
A groundbreaking discovery
“Ok be a bit MORE afraid”
Biblically accurate metagala
Same with the one with the hair mouth (kinda hot tbh)
If a beautiful woman invited me into her home only to reveal she could stretch her neck out to python lengths like some sort of human slinky I would simply vibe with her about it instead of running out screaming like an asshole.