*Crunch*
Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.
M🟣CHI M🟣CHI
I literally JUST saw this idea in the tag search, but apparently theres an idea that sneasler sees Ingo as her MOM and I'm kinda in love with it?
The thought of this happening is super funny and while I don’t take it seriously I LOVE IT TOO ANON
and if it’s not clear enough I am referencing this video at the end haha
(Headcanon is by @cutekittenlady !!)
Justifying your irrational dislike for something by saying it "killed my father" is at least twice as funny when talking to someone who knows your still very alive father
Me listening to Toby fox music
*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs
“Ok be a bit MORE afraid”
Biblically accurate metagala
that bit where an extremely furious character will move or turn around very slowly accompanied by a stone-scraping noise
Tears of the kingdom
“Drink this, and you’ll become a dragon. But be warned… and you already drank it.”
I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game