Idiots In Love

we need to destigmatize dropping out of college I am so serious. like dude if u realize that is Bad For You then you can just Leave. I am so fucking serious. just stop. there are other options and you don’t need to force yourself through shit you can’t do and go into debt. i promise you can just Not.

this scene is so fucking funny.😭😭 he just YEET

Maybe we should show Ian cardoni and harry belden just how much they are loved here, If ian only has insta he may be feeling really effing shitty right now. How can we do this without just saying "dude go look on tumblr and spend time looking through the tags to find that people love you"

I'm legit talking a massive mood board collage esqu way to like message him and go "dude, ignore these tossers, we love you and absolutely see the EFFORT you and harry have gone through to not only be cast, but the incredible results of your episodes after having to dub over already animated dialogue in such a small time frame. Let's not forget adult swim hid the names until the episode because they knew what would happen.

We should do some sort of collective thing that let's him access that part of the fandoms posts whenever he needs it

If you notice I keep saying He, it's because I'm sure ian is bearing the brunt of this, not to say harry isn't, but these dudebros have long been misinterpreting rick and his intentions and opinions to idolise him for the wrong reason and it mixing STRONGLY with roiland in the way morty doesn't (and mr poopy butthole)

So. Guys. A CALL TO ARMS HOW DO WE DO THIS

no because the greater intergalactic community must have been SO confused when rick started carting morty around. like, the intergalactic terrorist known for having no morals and fucking everyone over is suddenly taking this random fucking human kid with him everywhere.

and at first, people are like, maybe the kid is a victim of some kind, like he was kidnapped or something, but nope! according to everyone who's interacted with the two of them together, he seems to be traveling with this known intergalactic terrorist (mostly) willingly!

and then, someone hears the kid call the rick sanchez "grandpa" and the intergalactic internet goes wild.

so people start trying to figure out how the hell rick fucking sanchez managed to get a grandson, and why the hell he's bringing said grandson along on his various errands and genocides. because this kid doesnt really come across as some crazy genius, or epic fighter, or anything like that! but one day, a story begins to spread starting from one of rick's former business partners.

see, this former business partner of rick's thought it would be a good idea to knowingly sell rick fake k-lax, and rick didnt react too kindly to it. but, as the story goes, just as rick goes to send a bullet right through the guy's skull, the kid stops him. he gets rick to stand down as long as the guy gives rick a refund. so this guy survives crossing rick sanchez because some human kid had some sort of sway over rick!

the kid's name gets leaked. it's morty.

so maybe some of rick's enemies decide kidnapping morty will be a good way to get sway over this intergalactic terrorist. and they lock morty up, sure, but theyre not that worried about using the most secure locks or hiding the guns or anything like that. after all, the kid's a pacifist, right?

then imagine their surprise when this human kid comes guns blazing out of the burning wreckage of their base, coated in the guards' blood, just in time to hop into rick's ship (which only just arrived) like its no big deal.

and people realize that this kid might be more of a threat than they thought.

and, eventually, morty smith's presence is almost as intimidating and panic-inducing as the presence of rick sanchez.

and people on space tumblr edit flower crowns onto pictures of morty that they stole from news websites.

being a rick and morty fangirl is so embarrassing. like… yeah… i wanna have sex with this thing… jesus christ…

Need to know where Rick prime got that Pokémon trainer ass jacket

Every week, somebody gets on here and posts "oh my god i think i'm attracted to rick sanchez what's wrong with me" like they're the only person who feels that way. But people attracted to Rick are so prolific that they have their own title: Rick fuckers.

I mean, have you ever seen that in a fandom? Fandoms have names for themselves, but I've never seen a term like "Stark fucker" or whatever. "Monster fucker" is the closest one, which is pretty much the same thing, lmao.

someone hold me back pls imferal

'If you think about smashing him, imagine the spit-"

why do you think I'm thinking about it in the first place

This is what happened right