Someone Hold Me Back Pls Imferal

'If you think about smashing him, imagine the spit-"

why do you think I'm thinking about it in the first place

Every week, somebody gets on here and posts "oh my god i think i'm attracted to rick sanchez what's wrong with me" like they're the only person who feels that way. But people attracted to Rick are so prolific that they have their own title: Rick fuckers.

I mean, have you ever seen that in a fandom? Fandoms have names for themselves, but I've never seen a term like "Stark fucker" or whatever. "Monster fucker" is the closest one, which is pretty much the same thing, lmao.

Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

CONGRATS MIAMI ON THE CRAZIEST WIN EVER

i love them both so much shout out to two of the best ricks ever goin head to head on @ultimaterickshowdown !!!

Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

MIAMI FOR THE WINNNNN

VOTE MIAMI

ULTIMATE SMASHABLE RICK: ROUND 6

RICKBOT VS MIAMI RICK VS MEMORY RICK

[lowest scoring rick is out while the top two move on to the finals]

ME TOO

ive replayed the kissing animation 20 times already OTL

If you don't feel bad for Morty while he cries and holds onto Rick after his experience with Mr. Jellybean, I'm convinced you have no soul.

😫😫😫😫😫

GUYS LOOK AT HIM

FINISHED DRAWING OF FATHER SANCHEZ IN MY USUAL ART STYLE!