Rick Sanchez is BBG 20 y/o Female
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MIAMI RICK😱
sorry for still not being over this second long shot after 7 months (holy shit, unmortricken was 7 months ago) but it's literally the gayest shit i've ever seen like c'mon COME ON BRO
they were going in for a punch at the same time but quite literally became stuck together because they got too close. their arms weren't even opened up or anything, their cybernetics tore through skin and sleeves to get tangled up in each other. the way this only happens because they're both ricks. they get their wires crossed because they're too similar. so similar their own bodies can't tell the difference, automatically trying to attach them like they're each other's lost limb.
i think i hauve covid
tfw fans dont remember that Rick is canonically Mexican, Pansexual,and autistic
This is what happened right
Still wondering about Rick's parents.
Done with tiktok for today 😭
rick aesthetic
“You shouldn’t self-ID as ADHD/autistic, you’re turning a very real mental condition into a trend” Ok then stop saying delulu. Stop speculating on which cluster C personality disorder the criminals you hear about on the news have. Stop saying “schizoposting” and “acoustic” and “is it restarted?” Stop using “psycopath” and “sociopath” as catch-all ways of calling someone a bad person. Stop saying “the intrusive thoughts won” when you bleach your hair and then turn your nose up at people who suffer from very real, very scary urges of physical/sexual violence. Stop saying “I’m so OCD” as a way of calling yourself neat. Stop treating BPD/ASPD/Bipolar as inherently abusive. Stop saying “OP I am living in your walls” without tagging for unreality. Stop diagnosing complete strangers you’ve never met on r/AITA with NPD.
You first. If you don’t want our disabilities to be treated like trends then stop belittling and minimising them. I’ll NEVER judge a person for trying find labels for their symptoms when an apathetic, racist, sexist, ableist healthcare system refuses to. But I will absolutely judge a hypocrite. Which a lot of you are
no because the greater intergalactic community must have been SO confused when rick started carting morty around. like, the intergalactic terrorist known for having no morals and fucking everyone over is suddenly taking this random fucking human kid with him everywhere.
and at first, people are like, maybe the kid is a victim of some kind, like he was kidnapped or something, but nope! according to everyone who's interacted with the two of them together, he seems to be traveling with this known intergalactic terrorist (mostly) willingly!
and then, someone hears the kid call the rick sanchez "grandpa" and the intergalactic internet goes wild.
so people start trying to figure out how the hell rick fucking sanchez managed to get a grandson, and why the hell he's bringing said grandson along on his various errands and genocides. because this kid doesnt really come across as some crazy genius, or epic fighter, or anything like that! but one day, a story begins to spread starting from one of rick's former business partners.
see, this former business partner of rick's thought it would be a good idea to knowingly sell rick fake k-lax, and rick didnt react too kindly to it. but, as the story goes, just as rick goes to send a bullet right through the guy's skull, the kid stops him. he gets rick to stand down as long as the guy gives rick a refund. so this guy survives crossing rick sanchez because some human kid had some sort of sway over rick!
the kid's name gets leaked. it's morty.
so maybe some of rick's enemies decide kidnapping morty will be a good way to get sway over this intergalactic terrorist. and they lock morty up, sure, but theyre not that worried about using the most secure locks or hiding the guns or anything like that. after all, the kid's a pacifist, right?
then imagine their surprise when this human kid comes guns blazing out of the burning wreckage of their base, coated in the guards' blood, just in time to hop into rick's ship (which only just arrived) like its no big deal.
and people realize that this kid might be more of a threat than they thought.
and, eventually, morty smith's presence is almost as intimidating and panic-inducing as the presence of rick sanchez.
and people on space tumblr edit flower crowns onto pictures of morty that they stole from news websites.
my lungs are big and strong from smoking so many joinks
just boyfriends on their first interdimensional adventure together
This came to me in a dream
WHAT.
IF.
The "Rick Experiment" is a meta thing.
As in, the whole show being an exploration of Rick's character, the creators seeking an answer to a question; a trial in progress with us viewers as the judge:
"Can a person with Rick's failings be redeemed?"
Need to know where Rick prime got that Pokémon trainer ass jacket
another sketch
how to end an argument
😫😫😫😫😫
GUYS LOOK AT HIM
FINISHED DRAWING OF FATHER SANCHEZ IN MY USUAL ART STYLE!
Eat shit old man
Friendly reminder if Rick fucking Sanchez, is able to change, even if it's by becoming less of a horrible person, you can too!
MIAMI RICK WEEK DAY 1 !!!
If you don't feel bad for Morty while he cries and holds onto Rick after his experience with Mr. Jellybean, I'm convinced you have no soul.
How is morty still 15
Is summer gonna graduate anytime soon
this scene is so fucking funny.😭😭 he just YEET
VOTE MEMORY!!!
VOTE MEMORY!!!
VOTE MEMORY!!!
RICKBOT VS MEMORY RICK
MIAMI FOR THE WINNNNN
VOTE MIAMI
RICKBOT VS MIAMI RICK VS MEMORY RICK
[lowest scoring rick is out while the top two move on to the finals]
This is the dirty money grandpa. Reblog to get thousands of dollars coming ur way soon