gilbert: anne and i do not have pet names for each other!
bash: oh, is that so? do you know what bees make, gilbert?
gilbert: honey�
anne, from the other room: yes dear?
bash: donβt lie to my face ever again.
anyway. idk how to eloquently explain this but. i love the fact that gilbert is so positive about anneβs quirks. everyoneβs laughing at her because of the way she reads? he enjoys it. she can read well and sheβs invested. anne thinks sheβs ugly and skinny? he calls her cute to all his friends. anneβs weird because sheβs an orphan and nobody should interact with her? he doesnβt care where sheβs from, and he doesnβt see why he canβt walk with her. anne wants to be acknowledged for her intelligence, wants to be known as smart but is never given enough credit by most people (βheβs my brightest studentβ βwe need a guy to show her sheβs not so smartβ)? he tells billy that sheβs smart and heβs just gonna have to deal with it. he tells her if sheβs gonna beat him in class, he wants it to be fair and square. because he knows she can, and he knows she wouldnβt have it any other way. and this isnβt even said to..idk win her over with compliments or smth like that. he says it while sheβs not listening, mostly to other people who make fun of her. like yeah, heβll tease her sometimes, but he never tries to make her feel like sheβs not enough. he never tries to make her feel like she doesnβt belong. he talks to her when sheβs outside alone, tries to give her an apple, always interferes when billy is bullying her. like at most, heβs a cheeky little shit, but he acknowledges these things about anne and isnβt afraid to say sheβs smart or cute or invested or good
I choked on my croissant while watching this scene. They own my entire heart.
Gilbert: Anne is looking at us, act natural.
Sebastian: Farming, farming.
Gilbert, fake nodding: Apples, Apples.
Sebastian: Cows, cows.
*Anne doing anything*
Cole: Thatβs my future wife.
Gilbert: I disa-fucking-gree
I donβt know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if youβre interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DONβT SMELL IT.
i repeat, DONβT SMELL IT.
Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someoneβs life!
Peter Parker: hey! Hey mister Thor! You dropped this!
Peter: *holding mijonir*
Thor: *looks down to see this tiny innocent child*
Thor:β¦
Loki: β¦
Hulk: β¦
Avengers: β¦
Thanos: β¦
Everyone else: β¦
Tony: see him? Thatβs my kid. Right there. In the Spider-Man suit.
Tony: kid youβre doing great!
Tony: heβs the best. A literal angel.
made yall a meme yw
Lmao
Reporter: Myth, you just managed to win Gryffindor the house cup and earn the most points than any other student this year. What will you do next?
Me, leaning into the mic: Buy a new hairstyle
I love them
theyβre our future
On Battlegrounds, the first and the last.
wee doodle post-hw
THIS FUCKING HOGWARTS MYSTERY GAME JUST MADE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT LOSING POINTS FOR MY HOUSE.
Me: oh cool itβs during the 80βs
Brain: Sirius is wrongly imprisoned in Azkaban, Lily and James are dead, Pettigrew is still out there as Scabbers the rat and Remus is alone without any friends.
Me: weβre in Charlie and Tonkβs year! Me and Tonks will get on so well when we meet!
Brain: Tonks is dead in less than 15 years from now
Me: oh look thereβs Dumbledore!
Brain: Dumbledore also dead in 13 years
Me: Snape hates me- never change Snape
Brain: Snape has lost Lily three years ago and he dies the same day as Tonks.
Me: oh look thereβs a house elf
Brain: Dobby is still being abused under the Malfoys
Me: Iβd die for Ben Copper
Brain: agreed.
Me: my brain agreed with me!
Brain: it does happen sometimes.
Me: PEEVES!
Brain: Peeves wasnβt in the movies
Me: why must you hurt me brain?
iβm still baffled by the producersβ decision to hire an actress who is white, pro-trump, anti gun control, AND CANβT EVEN SPEAK SPANISH to play the character of Olivia: a Spanish-speaking Latina whose parents were deported and is the victim of gun violence. My mind really just cannot process this.
Am I still allowed to like them?
Yes. No one is stopping you from doing anything. You can like and consume their work without liking them as a person. You can even like them as a person, so long as you recognize that they do have problematic issues.
How can I be a good fan?
Try and make them a better person. If they do something problematic, call them out on it. I recognize that famous people are busy and donβt read every single Twitter reply or Facebook comment they get, but still try it. At the very least, youβll be educating other fans.
How can I be a conscious fan?
Recognize that they did something wrong. Accept it. Donβt try to defend it or explain it. Say βso-and-so makes great music, but I wish they werenβt racistβ or βI think that theyβre really talented, but they are also sexistβ. Itβs a package deal. Tell other fans what they did. When praising them, donβt ignore the problematic stuff. Talk about that too.
The Maze Runner: I donβt care about her.
The Scorch Trials: Wtf sheβs doinβΒ
The Death Cure: sombody hold me, please. I canβt stand her anymore.
Many many many different nationalities of characters
No gender is superior
A mentally ill leading character
Romance is not a major plotline, yet we still see the importance of love
Girls are bold and strong AND have emotions and cry because thatβs realistic
Self-found family
No villains β everyone is fighting for what they think is right and everyone has a backstory (again, realistic)
Funny, heartwarming, inspirational and heartbreaking at the same time
Every ship is real
Sassy assholes
Doesnβt get boring
The protagonist looks like fried liver on a stick.
Boys helping boys and girls protecting girls
Β Also set in the future
People die
All characters are realistic teenagers who run out of breath, get scared, eat a lot and stink
Girl is respected and safe despite being the only one in a camp with all boys
The protagonist is gay with his best friend, the author agrees
Golden times omg
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway hereβs my vine compilation
HAHAH NOO Z WE LOVE YOU TOO
Valkyrie: *breathes* Thor: ππ―πππ»π―πππ»ππΌπ―ππππππΌπππ―ππππ»ππ»ππ
Goals :,)
#She did all that in heels #Legend!
i honestly donβt think i will ever escape dwayne johnson moviesβ¦
βcause last january, my family and i saw moanaβ¦
come may, it was baywatchβ¦
and today, it was jumanji.
by now, youβd think i would be sick of him, right? iβll admit, it was a little awkward to watch the rampageΒ trailer today right before jumanji - a little bit of βrockβ overload, really - but dammit, he is just so likable and charming, itβs hard to really get sick of seeing him.
(and heβs superΒ easy on the eyes. damn you, dwayne johnson, for being so nice and charming and hot.)
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
MOANAπ
theyβre girlfriends
karen gillan beating up groups of men while baby i love your way by big mountain plays is the best moment in cinematic history and it saved 2018 sorry i donβt make the rules
Jack Black (Bethany): YAAAAS QUEEN
βββββββββββββββββββββ-
Kevin Heart (Fridge): Zoology Bitch!
βββββββββββββββββββββ-
Kevin Hart: *eats cake then explodes*
(Moments from the new Jumanji are even funnier out of context so reblog with your own)
crossover Spider-Man: Homecoming / The Greatest Showman
Sometime during Infinity Warβ¦
Thanos: RRRAGH! *grabs Spider-Man and smashes him into the ground*
MJ: *watching the whole thing on TV* OH NO HE DIDNβT!!! *rushes out*
Five minutes laterβ¦
MJ: *holding onto her smol little Peter like a teddy bear as she LITERALLY roasts pieces of Thanos on a campfire*
Tony: *to reporters* Itβs ridiculous. I mean, we got every guy we could afford and got our ass kicked, and then this random girl suddenly comes outta nowhere and rips him apart. Like, she actually ripped off the arm with the Infinity Gauntlet and beat his skull in with it. Iβm seriously thinking of hiring her as an Avenger.