Out Of Context Jumanji

Out of Context Jumanji

Jack Black (Bethany): YAAAAS QUEEN

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Kevin Heart (Fridge): Zoology Bitch!

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Kevin Hart: *eats cake then explodes*

(Moments from the new Jumanji are even funnier out of context so reblog with your own)

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6 years ago

anyway. idk how to eloquently explain this but. i love the fact that gilbert is so positive about anne’s quirks. everyone’s laughing at her because of the way she reads? he enjoys it. she can read well and she’s invested. anne thinks she’s ugly and skinny? he calls her cute to all his friends. anne’s weird because she’s an orphan and nobody should interact with her? he doesn’t care where she’s from, and he doesn’t see why he can’t walk with her. anne wants to be acknowledged for her intelligence, wants to be known as smart but is never given enough credit by most people (”he’s my brightest student” “we need a guy to show her she’s not so smart”)? he tells billy that she’s smart and he’s just gonna have to deal with it. he tells her if she’s gonna beat him in class, he wants it to be fair and square. because he knows she can, and he knows she wouldn’t have it any other way. and this isn’t even said to..idk win her over with compliments or smth like that. he says it while she’s not listening, mostly to other people who make fun of her. like yeah, he’ll tease her sometimes, but he never tries to make her feel like she’s not enough. he never tries to make her feel like she doesn’t belong. he talks to her when she’s outside alone, tries to give her an apple, always interferes when billy is bullying her. like at most, he’s a cheeky little shit, but he acknowledges these things about anne and isn’t afraid to say she’s smart or cute or invested or good

8 years ago

guys if you think sebastian stan is attractive reblog this. my friend thinks i’m the only one who thinks that.

8 years ago
Sometimes You Don’t See That The Best Thing That’s Ever Happened To You Is Sitting There, Right Under
Sometimes You Don’t See That The Best Thing That’s Ever Happened To You Is Sitting There, Right Under
Sometimes You Don’t See That The Best Thing That’s Ever Happened To You Is Sitting There, Right Under
Sometimes You Don’t See That The Best Thing That’s Ever Happened To You Is Sitting There, Right Under
Sometimes You Don’t See That The Best Thing That’s Ever Happened To You Is Sitting There, Right Under
Sometimes You Don’t See That The Best Thing That’s Ever Happened To You Is Sitting There, Right Under
Sometimes You Don’t See That The Best Thing That’s Ever Happened To You Is Sitting There, Right Under
Sometimes You Don’t See That The Best Thing That’s Ever Happened To You Is Sitting There, Right Under

Sometimes you don’t see that the best thing that’s ever happened to you is sitting there, right under your nose. But that’s fine too. It really is. Because I’ve realised that no matter where you are, or what you’re doing, or who you’re with, I will always honestly, truly, completely, love you.

6 years ago

Gilbert: Anne is looking at us, act natural.

Sebastian: Farming, farming.

Gilbert, fake nodding: Apples, Apples.

Sebastian: Cows, cows.

5 years ago

DON'T CALL ME EDS

DON'T CALL ME EDS
DON'T CALL ME EDS
7 years ago

I. Need. This.

A Spideychelle Concept

A Spideychelle Concept

This scene from Tarzan

Only it’s Peter’s webs instead of the vines

And MJ is the one shyly blushing and giggling

And Peter the hopeless dork is just staring into her beautiful eyes falling deeper and deeper in love with Michelle

Tagging: @aqhrodites @suplosers @here-be-spideychelle @daisypeterparker @acastleintheair @peterjonesparker

7 years ago

Slowly falling in love with Peter

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okay, sometimes I like to think what it would be like and I write in my fanfictions (but they are in portuguese) and I wanted to share with you guys, so here we are

i’m sorry that i don’t know how to write fluff. I’m used to be a drama queen but hey! its always time to try new things, right?

hope you like it

(crappy english ahead)

You can see my other pieces here: Starstruck au!  and  13 Going on 30 au! 

i think it would be like you two study in Midtown but never crossed paths

you have heard of Peter but you never thought deeply about him

you might have one or two classes together

detail: he always lived in the building across the street

the train you ride to go to school would be the same as his

but again you’ve never noticed him

mostly ‘cause the train was always full

until one day

it was a raining day and you woke up late for school

you just threw on a hoodie and forgot to wear proper pants, keeping the captain america pajama pants

and you got very wet on the way into and out the train, running like never before

when you got to the class soaked and feeling dizzy you looked for your seat

you spent the whole Chemistry class sneezing and feeling cold

“hey, are you alright?”

you looked beside you where the voice came from and surprised yourself

there was that boy that you’ve never talked before

what you heard about Peter Parker was that he was the sweetest and smartest boy in Midtown

you tried to sound fine but your mouth kept shaking while you answered

“y-yeah, j-just feeling a l-little cold” “you’re soaking wet, are you sure?” “uh-hu. It’s fine”

but Peter being Peter didn’t let it go that easily

when the period was over he ran into you and touched you lightly in the shoulder

you turned around to find him wearing the sweetest smile you’ve ever seen

“um… I have some gym clothes in my locker that you could wear. I-If you want to, of course!”

you never paid attention to him before and he was now helping you

“it’s okay, Peter. I-I’m fine” “it would be just a minute!”

before you could say anything, he ran through the corridor and back with clothes in his hand

you smiled at him and thought to yourself: nobody has ever done anything like this for me

“i’ll go and change” 

you ran into the bathroom and changed your wet clothes to Peter’s gym clothes and dried yourself with some papertowels

when you left the bathroom you found Peter waiting for you and he just smiled again melting your heart

“as much as I liked your Cap’s pants, I prefer my gym shorts”

he just stared for a moment and then took off his hoodie, giving it to you

“here, take it” “no, Peter, it’s okay” “I insist”

and you took it

and you never forgot his scent again

after that you started noticing Peter everywhere you went

and you realized that you never saw him in Delmar’s or some classes or by the window sitting in his desk studying or in the train 

it was crazy how you never really saw Peter Parker before that

you started to get closer one day when the train ride was almost empty and you sat by his side, watching him taking one of his earbuds off to hear what you had to say

“hey, I never thanked you for that day so… thank you for helping me. And I’m bringing your clothes tomorrow!”

he just molded his lips in that shape that you thought for hours and hours never leaving your mind

“it’s f-fine, Y/N. If you need anything, y-you can call me… or…” “maybe we should hang out some time”

at first, he was surprised by your offer

but he smiled again and offered you one of his earbuds

“do you like music?” “of course! I’m human, right?”

he mentally slaped himself and blushed hard

so you two started to talk more and more

your boring train ride turned into a laugh session with him that you wished that would never end

History and Chem would be way more fun with him sitting by your side and passing notes about how Iron Man was better than Cap

and you would laugh for hours

lunches would be shorter when you passed by his side

he even introduced you to his friends!

you and Ned clicked right away and Michelle… well, Michelle is Michelle

friday nights would be busy with movie marathons in Neds

and it was all good until one day

you were having a Star Wars marathon in Neds and Peter sat by your side in the couch

Ned was sitting on the floor and slowly falling asleep

and you and Peter were the only ones awake

but it was a stressful day for the boy ‘cause he had a Spanish quiz and had to do lots of Chem homework

it all led him to be the epitome of tiredness

and in a blink, he was laying on the free space on the couch and looked so comfortable that you couldn’t just not stare

when Episode III was almost in the end you found yourself yawning and your eyes closing more and more

you didn’t remember how you fell asleep

but you remembered very well to wake up laying on his chest

it was awkward when you woke up from the flash of Neds cellphone sound

Peter immediatly got up and you just sat there blushing h a r d 

after that day you and Peter didn’t really talk for a couple of days

not because you didn’t want to, but because you couldn’t

not after you realized

you liked Peter. A lot.

so you started to watch him from your window

often he would be in his desk studying or trying to fix pieces that he would collect from the streets

it was all normal until

“what’s that climbing onto Peters window?”

HOLY SHIT

Spider-man

and then you saw spider-man taking off his mask

and surprise again, it was peter fucking parker.

you tried your best to ignore him in school, Delmars, the train, everywhere basically 

but

it was inevitable to not talk to him one morning when the train was empty and you and him were the only ones there

“why are you ignoring me? Is that because you slept in my chest? ‘Cause it’s alright, i kinda liked and…” “when were you gonna tell me you’re spider-man? And… wait, you liked? “WHAT?”

he tried his best to deny that he was spider-man, but after a lot of invalid arguments he just gave up

and he literally begged on his knees to you keep it as a secret

your friendship was back again and now built in trust and love

he even invited you to study sessions in his apartament

and you met May and she loved you

“Peter has a pretty girl friend and never told me?”

hard blushing 

one night you were reading a book and heard something in your window

you looked for something to use as a weapon and found your shoe

when you came closer to the window you found Peter leaning on and looking terrible

“oh fuck, what happened to you?” “I was fighting bad guys and didn’t end very well. Wait… were you going to hit me with your shoe?” “Forget about that. Sit on the bed now”

he did as told to and you looked for something to fix his wounds and bruises

when you got back with a first-aid kit you started to clean his fresh wounds and clean the blood while he tried to maintain his composure

“ok Peter, I found really cool that you were spider-man at first but now I’m scared as shit” “how come?” “you never showed up with open-up wounds. I used to ignore the bruises but now I’m worried about you” “you… you worry about me?”

his face was so precious. it looked like he had stars in his eyes

“of course I do, silly. I care a lot about you” “I never thought so” “now you know so.”

that night, when he left, you couldn’t stop smiling at the warmth of his body and how much you would like to have that moment again and again

after that he would always show up in your apartament looking for help with his wounds and bruises and of course, you would always help him

night after night he would spend more time in your room just looking for a talk to distract him and you would laugh for hours

one day at lunch you sat at the usual table and found Ned already sitting there

when you asked where was Peter he didn’t know how to answer

but you found the answer when you looked at the cafeteria entrance and found Peter not alone, but in the company of Liz Allan

he was wearing the same sweet smile that he used to give to you and made you feel special and now you felt awful

maybe he didn’t like you that way

oh, that’s okay. I didn’t expect to

but you did

that night you were laying on your bed with your tears burning your cheeks while you tried to sleep

you totally forgot about Peter until he jumped inside your room, bringing snacks on his other arm

when you saw him you immediatly tried to wipe the tears away

“Y/N? What’s wrong?”

you couldn’t bring yourself to ask him, so you just smiled and breathed slowly

“nothing. Just allergies.” “oh, okay. I brought some snacks for us…” “if you don’t mind, I’m a little tired tonight and tomorrow will be a long day, so…” “uh, alright. If you need me…” “yeah, I know”

the next day you asked Ned if Peter and Liz were a thing

Ned tried to keep it to himself but he couldn’t not tell you. 

“Peter kinda likes her”

it broke you entirely

you feld your legs go numb and your body trying to float away but you just stood there smiling again, reassuring him that you were okay

then you started to avoid Peter again

you would just give him excuses about not feeling well or being late for something or even busy

you just couldn’t look at his face when his star-eyes weren’t meant for you

he even stopped coming in your room at night

it was like that until one day you were trying to sleep and heard a sound and sat up right away

you saw Peter climbing into your room and looking at you with worry

“Y/N? Sorry to wake you up.” “what are you doing here, Peter?” “shit, I’m… Why are you avoiding me? Did I do something wrong?” “do you like Liz?”

your question caught him off guard and you felt stupid

“what?” “do you care about me at all?” “why would you say that? Of course I do!” “then why don’t you show that? I know Liz is way more pretty and smart than I am but I’m still your friend!” “shit, Y/N. What’s going on?” “admit it!” “admit what?” “admit that you like her. Please finish this so I can live in peace and not in the dark again.” “I used to like Liz. But now I don’t”

you felt your chest getting smaller at every sentence

Peter sat right next to you and watched your face

even in the dark you could see his beautiful features and your heart was racing the time with anxiety

“then why would you come here every night? If you were looking for a friend, why wouldn’t you come to Ned’s or Michelle’s?” “because I wasn’t.”

he got even closer and looked you in your eyes. 

again, you could see the stars in it and felt a warmth spreading over your chest and your cold hand got warm

he was holding it

“I care about you. I like you or… or even m-more.”

with that he pecked your lips in a fast and sweet kiss that left the taste of his soft ones lingering there

that’s when you realized 

you were slowly falling in love with Peter Parker

6 years ago

read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

5 years ago

mysterio: spider-man’s name is peter parker!

brad davis:

Mysterio: Spider-man’s Name Is Peter Parker!
6 years ago

me, on the streets of queens at 4 in the fucking morning: SPIDER MAN IF YOU’RE HEARING THIS I LOVE YOU

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