Do You Guys Think It’s Annoying For The Archivist To Cry. I Can Imagine It With Like 10 Tissue Boxes

the freaky horror guy who makes children cursed toys when u don’t wanna sit in the chair he bought (it was sixty euro!!)

“girl dinner!!” I say as the computer just consumed a man molecule by molecule

hmmmm. should i be afraid??

with each of these sam episodes i feel like one of those dogs when their owner pretends to say all their favorite words except it’s a podcast and i’m insane

god FORBID a woman just tries to grow strawberries without some eldritch horror sucking the trauma out of her (can’t have shit in the tma-verse)

when arthur said he wanted to go dancing i don’t think he expected it to be while being high on shrooms while trauma dumping AND making a deal with an eldritch creature

imagine if u did this to the anglerfish

*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*

malevolent is a very fun flavor of unreliable narrator. narrator who you're in a situationship with. narrator who doesn't know what owls are and gets scared of your reflection. narrator who refuses to narrate when he doesn't want you to find your keys

heinrich unheimlich fanfic but he just makes alice break them into a furniture store and he has the time of his life

alright what if i cried and just kept crying and started screaming and sobbing and-